Pun Thread

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Eranikus said:

I better stop before things get too otter hand. Really I'm having a whale of a time, but I need to get some rest, otherwise I'll bee late for work in the morning. It wasp fun while it lasted. Now its time to make like a banana and split.

 

And if I offended anyone, it was truly...

 

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punintentional.

Fifteen points.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Varian said:

I heat to interrupt the stream of druid puns, but I'm just having a whale of a time.

Seven points

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Moochael said:

This thread makes some people want to.... *holds up food coloring* DYE!

Four points

[Moochael 730]

Just now, Spoduminister said:

Four points

Spod, this thread keeps  getting more and more (andrea) Messier

(because it's your character)

[Eranikus 348]

AND IF ANYONE CAN BEAT MY PUNPOCALYPSE, YOU CAN ALL SAY "TAY TORTOISE WELL!"

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Moochael said:

Spod, this thread keeps  getting more and more (andrea) Messier

(because it's your character)

I get the pun
5 points

 

Just now, Eranikus said:

AND IF ANYONE CAN BEAT MY PUNPOCALYPSE, YOU CAN ALL SAY "TAY TORTOISE WELL!"

Took me a minute to get that one
6 points

[Beordan 219]

Fish are incredibly smart you know. They stay in schools.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Varian said:

Fish are incredibly smart you know. They stay in schools.

Three points

[Beordan 219]

I tried telling the buffalo to get off my lawn, but they mis herd me.

[Birdnerdy 1539]

what happens when you drink chlorox

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Varian said:

I tried telling the buffalo to get off my lawn, but they mis herd me.

Three points

[Wavey 2568]

these puns are very PUNNY

 

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Birdnerdy said:

what happens when you drink chlorox

This made me chuckle, but it's not a pun 

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Supahdat said:

these puns are very PUNNY

 

One point

[Beordan 219]

I can't help it, but the sound of geese really makes me gaggle.