The Bear's Maw

[Lsuvsfar 255]

The Wrath of the Bear, 20th of June, 2016

 

Upon the decisive victory at the Battle of Crimea, the President, Vladimir Putin, once more takes hold of his AK-47, and heads out shirtless, mounting atop of his bear. He rides for Crimea, to speak with his men.

 

"We march for the Ukraine!" he shouts to the collection of his men. "For too long, the world has memed me, mocked me, and made Russia look like a fool! No longer! Dead men can't meme, and soon the world shall be memeing in fear of the greatest power this world has ever seen! AVE RUSSIA!"

 

With that, armies geared up, ready to continue their war effort, inspired that their the president of the world will once more join them in the field of battle atop his bear. White, blue, and red banners flutter in the wind, as the Russian armies push on to reclaim what is theirs.

 

The thunder of tanks could be heard across the steppe as the tracks rolled through up towards the Ukraine.

 

"We assault now!" shouts Putin as he rides into battle atop his bear guns blazing, whilst the rest of the Russian military follows suit.

WARCLAIM DETAILS

Type of battle: Invasion and Conquest

Time: Monday, June 10, 2016, 2:45 GMT

Attackers: Russia

Defenders: Ukraine

 

Location:

TERMS OF VICTORY

Victory for the Attackers: All Ukrainian forces are killed, surrender, or flee the country.

Victory for the Defenders: To imply we would lose this is maddening, WE SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED! AVE RUSSIA!

 

REWARDS

Offensive Victory: The Ukraine is ceded to Russia, and they are given permission to continue the war with an invasion of Poland.

 

Defensive Victory: Russia is given permission to send more troops and squish the puny little Ukrainians into dust.

RULES

- No nukes.

 

- All Rules of War

 

- If the Ukrainian military does not show then the region shall be automatically ceded to Russia and they may force the time and date of the next war claim.

 

 

 

 

[Shalashask 1112]

bad

[SpodoKaiba 612]

7.8/10, too much Russia.

[jkim 2]

Ey Man people are dying over there

 

Not cool

 

-Rob

[Taketheshot 3834]

I will be representing Ukraine in this conflict. We decline the use of bears as many know bears are very dangerous to their riders.

We will also be enlisting the help of NATO in this conflict as per the treaty signed in 1993 

[Elvrohir Aureon 210]

******* Americans

[Lsuvsfar 255]

11 hours ago, Taketheshot said:

I will be representing Ukraine in this conflict. We decline the use of bears as many know bears are very dangerous to their riders.

We will also be enlisting the help of NATO in this conflict as per the treaty signed in 1993 

You do not have the power to deny us the use of bears. Vladimir Putin is very experienced in the art of bear riding. In America, bears phase men. In Soviet Russia, men phase bears.

 

Also, we will allow the Ukraine to enlist NATO's help, as it will decrease the number of troops we will have to fight in future wars.

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.