I want a wife

[Drewdude123 0]

I would really like a wife my real age is 13. I am an elf called Durlan and i live in a small town called crater lake. If u want to be my wife please send a picture of yourself below. :wink:

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

*laughs* Alot of people want a wife

[LeftClick 40]

((I find this post extremely amusing.))

[Drewdude123 0]

((I find this post extremely amusing.))

Thx

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

((honestly you sound like a nube))

[LeftClick 40]

Thx

((That wasn't a "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO COOL LOOKING FOR A WIFE" it was a "Dude. This isn't how you get a wife on LotC. Try, oh, I don't know, ACTUALLY BEFRIENDING A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX INGAME AND DEVELOPING AN RP RELATIONSHIP."

Because honestly, nobody's going to respond to this, because if you were the kind of person who would be a good RP husband, you would have RPed everything, and not just go "I WANT SOMEONE TO MARRY A CHARACTER PLAYED BY A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY ON THE INTERNET. KTHXBAI."

If you were a noble, posting this as a poster saying "looking for a wife of noble birth" or something, that would be at least somewhat justifiable, but this... this is just silly.

TL;DR, stupid post, not RP, rude to women in general, and, again, STUPID POST.))

[Rilath 3719]

Is it mean that I laugh at these posts?)) Lad, if you find me around Laurelin I could give you some advice on attracting a mate. *he says with a smile*

[Garukumus 81]

((Try Ebay, youll have better luck than here))

[V0idsoldier 1139]

((Try Ebay, youll have better luck than here))

((You don't know how loud I laughed, now I have nose cereal all up on my keyboard, thanks a lot =(

p.s you made my year XD))

[domainoft 191]

I think the others are a bit harsh to you. I am a young female elf. I will not agree to be your wife as I know nothing about you. But I would agree to a date if you asked in a reasonable manner.

[Rilath 3719]

((That post attracted a lot of attention)) Well! Seems you had no need for my help! Good luck, and remember: compliment, compliment, compliment!

[LeftClick 40]

I think the others are a bit harsh to you. I am a young female elf. I will not agree to be your wife as I know nothing about you. But I would agree to a date if you asked in a reasonable manner.

((What we're saying is, it would be better to go about asking for the date IC, instead of posting here (definitely OOC, nobody puts up a poster saying "I WANT A WIFE" unless, again, they're nobles looking for a noble consort or whatever) asking for a wife immediately. Seems a bit unnecessary, OOC, and just a teensy bit disrespectful to women in general, that's all. ^_^))

EDIT: ((Congrats indeed. And if anyone tries to ask Atriana out, she will *extremely painful & gory torture scene*.))

[domainoft 191]

((I don't think asking for a wife on message boards is the best way to go about doing it, but people search match.com and other sites for such reasons. If it is the ultimate goal I praise you for saying what you want and not beating around the bush))

[V0idsoldier 1139]

((I don't think asking for a wife on message boards is the best way to go about doing it, but people search match.com and other sites for such reasons. If it is the ultimate goal I praise you for saying what you want and not beating around the bush))

((Bro or... mam or... whatever you are ((I don't know =/)) He is a 13 year old who cant even be bothered to write up a reasonable sentence. 13 years old... why is he looking for a wife, even if on a videogame, anyways? He probably doesn't even know what it is judging by his post.))

[Rilath 3719]

((I don't think asking for a wife on message boards is the best way to go about doing it, but people search match.com and other sites for such reasons. If it is the ultimate goal I praise you for saying what you want and not beating around the bush))

I doubt match.com has any elves..))