Rexdom of Sarn

[LatzMomo 2088]

Rexdom of Sarn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ab4B0_xw4o

Ram, a young Orc commonly known for his eagerness as well as his bad temper gathers family, friends and other like-minded Orcish warriors, bringing them deep into the lush-green jungle. Once arrived, Ram would turn facing the gathered crowd as he calls out; “Bruddah’s it am tyk tu dezide wub latz wunt, da Rehx, am a nub’hozh kuhnt, he am lettin da Zhomoz walk all ovur uz, agh letting deez zhomo teach whitewazh agh pinkehz OWUR MOJO! IT AM TYK TU GU BAK TU DA ULD WEYZ!” Ram shook his head, snarling in disgust at the state of the Uzg.

“Wi am nub gunna fulluw diz Rehx, wi wull mayke our own law, agh wi wull hab our own Rehx. KRUG WILLZ IT!”

 

“KRUG WILLZ IT!” The Uruk shouted back with great enthusiasm, clearly in agreement with Ram. And so they discussed. They debated, fought and even killed each other over who should be their Rex, then Ram, the largest Orc of the group called out with a mighty roar that shook the very jungle.

“QUIET!”

The Uruks jolted, and all eyes turned to gaze upon the darkened form of Ram, silence befell the rowdy group of Uruks.

“Mi wull Lead uz. Mi wull be our Rehx, agh anyazh dat nub agree wib mi, klomp mi now, ur zhut da zkah up.”

Not one of them objected, they feared Ram, he was a renowned fighter, some of the Uruk gathered wouldn’t have even had a slim chance of defeating the giant war machine of a creature, and so the Uruks discussed with their new leader, hammering out the kinks of their would-be Rexdom.

 

And so the Rexdom of Sarn was formed.

 

The Sarnites took shelter in the Orcish jungle, renaming it to Sarn, the Uruk began creating the walls, and deconstructing the rainforest, they lit a torch to it, and watched it burn down uncontrolled, lastly they set up their camp, blazing a bonfire to commemorate their achievment.

 

The Sarnites, under the leadership of the young, and untested Ram began preparing their instruments of war, they fitted their Ologs with brutal armors and weapons, and their warriors with fresh blades, and sturdy armor, they were prepared for war, and not only that, but the Orcs craved for it, so long had they been depraved of combat, their hunger for blood was reaching it’s climax, and they were prepared to sate it.

 

They wrote up their primitive laws, and codes, though it wasn’t their priority, truthfully they didn’t care for law, or justice, they yearned for the old days of beastly savagery.

 

The Sarnite Code

You may not bring harm to anyone who cannot defend themselves, those who will not for whatever reason are abominations to Krug and the spirits, and should be slaughtered.

 

To enslave someone, the prisoner in question must meet one of two criteria, they must be able to provide labor to the Sarnite Rexdom in one way or another, or they must be valuable enough to provide a ransom, otherwise, slaughter the prisoner.

 

Anyone under the age of eight years, which is the age when an Uruk becomes a full fledged adult may not be taken as a prisoner or slave for any reason.

 

A slave may klomp for his freedom, he is required to win three fights with Uruk or other slaves to earn his freedom. You may not deny the slave his freedom once he has defeated their master’s three chosen champions.

 

You may not steal or damage another Uruk’s property without beating him in a klomp first, even then, you must provide them with a trade that is of true equal value. This includes slaves.

 

When entering someone else’s land for official Rexdom business, you must offer them tribute, unless you’re at war with the land’s Rex. Every single person entering Sarnite soil must pay tribute that is equal to the value of one sword or chestplate, if they do not, then send them back home, enslave them, or slaughter them.

 

The Rex may be challenged at any time by any recognized clan Wargoth, or his elders, the honor klomp will be carried out with clubs and shields, and the klomp must be carried out in a public fighting area of the Rex’s choosing. The Fight must take place within three days of the challenge.

 

The Codes of Sarnite may be changed by the Rex at any time he wants.

 

The Codes of Sarnite are law, but they’re up to the interpretation of each Uruk.

 

Sarnite Ranks

Rex

The Rex’s job is to run the Rexdom, he’s a chief to his people, and an absolute monarch, his word is law. The Rex is usually the best fighter in the Rexdom.

 

Dominus

The Dominus’ job is to lead in the Rex’s absence, help the Rex to make important decisions, and help manage the Rexdom, the Dominus is usually a shaman, trusted friend to the Rex, or a Wise Uruk.

 

Targoth

The Targoth’s job is to help the Rex make military decisions, and to help the Rex lead the horde in battle, he’s usually a seasoned war veteran.

 

Wargoth

The Wargoth lead their own clans, and help advise the Rex, they report directly to the Rex and manage their own horde for the Rexdom.

 

Wise Uruk

A Wise Uruk is a previous Rex, who has either stepped down, or been defeated in a klomp, they’re considered extremely valuable, and to be treated nearly as good as the Rex himself, they often give advice to the Current Rex, and it’s not uncommon for one to be made Dominus directly after losing a Rex Klomp.

Nob

A Nob is a Veteran of the Sarnite Rexdom, they’re cleared to lead raids and are to be treated with respect, they’re able to klomp for Targoth, should they fail, they may not challenge the Targoth for one Krug Month. There is usually 2 or 3 Nob’s.

 

Grunt

The Grunt is the standard rank for the Sarnite Rexdom.

 

Pug

A Pug has failed the Sarnite Rexdom, and as such he is treated with great disrespect, they lose their name, and are instead called “Pug” While a Pug, they cannot wear or wield armor or weapons made of metals or rocks, under any circumstances. Pugging can last anywhere from one Krug day, to three Krug months.

 

Sarnite relations

 

The Holy Orenian Empire - Neutral

The Vykrul Republic - Neutral

The Sultanate of Haria - Neutral

The War Uzg - Hostile

Sutica - Neutral

Wood Elves - Neutral

Dark Elves - Neutral

High Elves - Neutral

 

 

The young Rex Ram signs both of the documents with his own blood.

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[Sultan 3953]

Da dub ob diz Snaga, whitewash Rex'z bi nubhosh. Sakah dem agh dere bluudlynez. 

 

 

[PraiseTheLord 868]

[[ Is that a ******* mandalorian skull? ]]

[Birdnerdy 1539]

Osgod smiles knowingly. 

[Argontum 153]

"Hozh." Raq remarked.

[Mabah 156]

Shazul shakes her head. "Diz iz a glob uhf eh Rex." She mumbles to herself in forest where no one can hear her.