WAAAAAAAAGHHH!

[LatzMomo 2088]

WAAAAAAGHH!!!

To the Uruk of the War Uzg,

 

Too long have the Uruk been too lenient with punishment, it is DISGRACEFUL to see the Uzg in it’s current state, we will be doing you a favor by culling your WEAKNESS, the Uzg has become an ABOMINATION to Krug, it is an absolute INSULT to see the Shamans acting superior to other Uruk, it has driven off all of your warriors, and with them, your security, and strength as a nation, the Sarnites cannot let YOU, an INSULT to Uruks everywhere continue to live. The Sarnite Rexdom declares WAAAAAAGHH! On the Uruk of the Iron Uzg, The Iron Uzg have 3 Krug days to surrender to our domination. If the WEAK Uruk of the Uzg decide to surrender, we will start by culling all Uruk who do not meet the standards of the Sarnite Rexdom, we will continue to cull any who do not act as an Uruk should, and enforce the ways of old. MIGHT IS RIGHT.

 

This is not a random or sudden attack, such feelings are mutual in many brothers in the Uzg. this has been discussed and planned extensively, and it is now that we have come to the conclusion that if KRUG had not wanted us to strengthen Uruk everywhere by culling the WEAKNESS that is the Uzg, then he would have, or will stop our movement.

 

Flat Latzelf,

Ram

Scribed in common by the Zaddam reading and writing foundation™

The war declaration is signed in Rex Ram’s blood.

[Nathan_Barnett36 1564]

"Civil war in the orcs already? Wow" says Ivan

[MangoArt 399]

"Urukz zhould nub zpill dah blood ub der bruddahz..." Yuglix snarled.

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath'Lur looks to an old, rusty copper clock on his wall. Its broken, probably a stolen loot. "Dei kome aud ob nubthin' agh wunt tu tayk wub lat hab. . . foolizhnezz." he goes to light his pipe, filled with cactus green. "Rexdum ob Sarn, uh? Moar like Rexdum ob Sheet." he chuckles to himself, followed up by the fact that he is sinking on thoughts alone home. "Juzt like dah new Rex agh etz new peepul, wull dei kome agh ztay or juzt kome tu zkrew uz agh leev?"

 

He goes to raise to his feet, looking outside at one of the holes on his house "Oh... dah bruddahz mite bi growin' weak, mi agree. Az zo am mi. . ." - he goes back to his thinking "Buh wuevah dat mi du nub like ztepz entu mi gardun, mi will flat regardlezz ob wub id am. Mi am ztrong, mi am uruk, mi am Eath'Lur." he chuckles after realising he's speaking with himself "Dah zpiridz am witnezzing mi. Glazog Votar, foh dah HUNT!"

[Guest]

Zok'Braduk snarls, hefting his waraxe. "Mi iz gunnah SKAH 'iz korps!" 

[Mj. 697]

"Zum bruddas am nub appruved by Krug bud dis migh be tu fahr..." Drogg says, talking with his pal Shrek. "Bruddas nub klomp echudder."

[Travista 1361]

"Duh wihl ub Laklul," Schreck'Lak would comment, his disapproval of the Uzg's cuckery rivaled by none.