Kardel 1054 Share Posted September 29, 2016 A flyer is posted all over Axios Over the years, as nations have risen and fallen in wars and political debacles, one nation has always remained out of the turmoil, high in their silver spires. Some would call them smart, others fortunate, but most of us have come to terms that the "good luck" of the high elves is due to either their natural cleverness or pure coincidence. Nothing is pure coincidence. When the high elven leader Kalenz Uradir killed the Orenian Emperor by burning him with acid, the High Elven state seemed doomed, but it rose once more, and became an ally of Oren. When the Wood Elves seemingly turned against their tyrannical overlords, genociding them, the High Elves still rose. Only until recently, the High Elves were ousted from every nation until they were finally granted land by Malinor and formed the false state of Haelun'or over the ashes of the now extinct united elven princedom. How is this possible? How come the high elves can live, isolated, in their tall silver towers, without ever any form of conflict? No attempt is made to oust them from power. No attempt is even made by the Empire of Oren, hereto insurmountable, to dismantle or vassalize the high elven state. These elves do not have a superior military, nor do they have superior defenses, nor exceptionally extravagant funds, but they have never fallen or faltered. It is evident that foul play is present. The people of Axios need to wake up! How come the high elves push a standard of "peace," "tolerance," and "trade," when they themselves are violent, xenophobic, and seemingly are the only ones benefiting from trade? How are the high elves granted their every wish, from their protection to their cities? Some call the high elves the Chosen People, of the Skygods, but as we all know, Skygods do not exist. Their protection comes from earthly means. The High Elves, with their double standards and hypocrisy, are a tyrannical race in control of the world's governments. Since the time of Kalenz Uradir, the High Elves have acquired control of former Malinor (Now the Dominion), Oren, and sometimes even the War Uzg. They have manipulated these nations by placing figureheads, all suspiciously friendly with the high elves, in places of power. When the Dwarves in Anthos realized this and tried to combat the influence of the dark tentacles of the high elven police state, the whole of Anthos united against them in the United Anthos Coalition. When the Empire of the North, today demonized as the "Black Scourge of Setherien," attempted to aid the dwarves in destroying the High elven menace, they were crushed and were blamed for "genocides," and "dark arts usage," by the high elves. Now, the Orcs have violated the fragile high elven order. The orcs, once great allies of this menace used as raiding agents, are now the target of their genocidal tendencies. There is only one explanation for these events hereto described: The High Elves are seeking to create a "Diverse" Axios-wide government with an elven elite, epitomized by such unstable states as Sutica and ruled over by an Iron fist. They will force Dwarves to mate with orcs, and this crossbreed to mate with humans, so that they may degenerate the orther races and render them incapable of resistance. The high elves dream of a government where their "silver" "Skygod Chosen" elite rules over a race of squalid, short lived, asinine crossbreeds. It is evident that Setherien was no genocidal maniac, but rather a visionary who saw the danger of the high elves. He was an agent of Dragur sent to maintain the pureness and true diversity of the four races. The High Elves demonized his name and turned history against it, indoctrinating the future generations to make their rule seem like the norm. We must return to tradition and forsake this false song of axioism. I call upon all able bodied purists to arms to fight the high elven menace beside the orcs! Our patience has its limits! One day we will shut their dirty, lying, Elven mouthes! A typical elf, taking joy in using their control over all Axial governments to make the other races suffer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirofel9 84 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I hope you end up where Hitler is now. In game of course Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Evocation 3728 Share Posted September 29, 2016 This is great had a chuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I knew it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag 3234 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Ah, so it seems the dwarves are still mad that their old friends hid their precious stones in our magnificent silver city in Anthos. Tsk tsk dwarves. Tsk tsk you semi-deity loving, short, round things. You know with no dwarven woman around I can only think of one thing that one dwarf might communicate with another dwarf... How do they produce new offspring anyhow? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P idothis4thelulz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2451 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Well done, i'm rather impressed haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted September 29, 2016 "Oy vey." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Author Share Posted September 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, BrandNewKitten said: Ah, so it seems the dwarves are still mad that their old friends hid their precious stones in our magnificent silver city in Anthos. Tsk tsk dwarves. Tsk tsk you semi-deity loving, short, round things. You know with no dwarven woman around I can only think of one thing that one dwarf might communicate with another dwarf... How do they produce new offspring anyhow? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P idothis4thelulz "When the high elf's lies are exposed, his first impulse is to insult his opponent, battering the person who discovered them as "racist" and "supremacist." Indeed, they have overused those two words so much that they have simply lost their meaning! However, if those surrounding the high elf do not believe him, and begin to see the truth regarding their elvish lies, the high elf will begin to play the victim, attempting to illicit feelings of sympathy to distract from the subject matter. If that does not function, then he will go along with the conversation, attempting to manipulate it with euphemisms and other words to twist the subject matter and distance the blame from himself. And, if (rarely) does his silver tongue fail at this, he will attempt, in a pathetic plea, to say that other High elves are committing the crimes of which he is so accused, betraying his own kin for seconds of personal safety. However, if those being enchanted by these skillful silver charlatans do not fall for any of their dirty schemes and filthy lies, the results are patent. The High Elf hangs from the nearest tree." -Thorin Grandaxe, on the Nature of High Elves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendigo 786 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Heh, good one. Could have been made into an rp post honestly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remyy 952 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I feel as if, someone could see Ana murdering a impure child, yelling "**** YOU, I'LL MURDER ALL THE IMPURE ******* I WANT" If this was a RP post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag 3234 Share Posted September 29, 2016 19 hours ago, Kardel said: "When the high elf's lies are exposed, his first impulse is to insult his opponent, battering the person who discovered them as "racist" and "supremacist." Indeed, they have overused those two words so much that they have simply lost their meaning! However, if those surrounding the high elf do not believe him, and begin to see the truth regarding their elvish lies, the high elf will begin to play the victim, attempting to illicit feelings of sympathy to distract from the subject matter. If that does not function, then he will go along with the conversation, attempting to manipulate it with euphemisms and other words to twist the subject matter and distance the blame from himself. And, if (rarely) does his silver tongue fail at this, he will attempt, in a pathetic plea, to say that other High elves are committing the crimes of which he is so accused, betraying his own kin for seconds of personal safety. However, if those being enchanted by these skillful silver charlatans do not fall for any of their dirty schemes and filthy lies, the results are patent. The High Elf hangs from the nearest tree." -Thorin Grandaxe, on the Nature of High Elves OOOOOO BOY YOU ASKIN FOR A WOOOOPIN!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendigo 786 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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