parkins' low effort ama

[Parkins 550]

yeah you can read hmu.

 

my last few amas were pretty trash so i expect like 3 questions.

[Parkins 550]

2 minutes ago, claireanne said:

are you a goofy goober

[Cat Evocation 3728]

Why can't you just be normal parkins ):

[claireanne 191]

okay take three because some questions can't be answered

 

on a scale of 1 - 10 how much do you like bananas 

[Kvasir 1121]

when will we cyber / when will you confess your TRUE love to me, bb.

[Parkins 550]

1 minute ago, Tox said:

Why can't you just be normal parkins ):

 

normal doesn't pay the spook bills :(

 

1 minute ago, claireanne said:

okay take three because some questions can't be answered

 

on a scale of 1 - 10 how much do you like bananas 

 

idk like a 6 they're ok

 

1 minute ago, Final said:

https://picarto.tv/Gabuette

 

i'm already watching

 

1 minute ago, Kinslayer said:

when will we cyber / when will you confess your TRUE love to me, bb.

 

i love all people

 

except you, you make me want to gouge my eyes out.

[Vrarrdata 205]

Do you mind me stealing @Lirinya away from you?

[Parkins 550]

1 minute ago, Vrarrdata said:

Do you mind me stealing @Lirinya away from you?

you can try but i dont think its possible tbh

[Cat Evocation 3728]

Just now, Parkins said:

you can try but i dont think its possible tbh

[kingnothing 571]

how much currency would it take for me to inspire you to take your own life ? : )

[Parkins 550]

Just now, irredeemable creature said:

how much currency would it take for me to inspire you to take your own life ? : )

just buy me some taco bell and a large pepsi ill do it

[claireanne 191]

17 minutes ago, Tox said:

 

do it no balls

[Matheus 559]

opinion on me?

 

do you still love me?

 

do you still pay your ghouls minimum wage?

 

On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business. You may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter. When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach. Who do you think that person would be?

[Parkins 550]

2 hours ago, Matheus said:

opinion on me?

 

do you still love me?

 

do you still pay your ghouls minimum wage?

 

On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business. You may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter. When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach. Who do you think that person would be?

1. you were a good boy back in the day wtf happened where have u gone my son.

 

2. a little bit

 

3. no press allowed.

 

4. probably zer0 come back to haunt me.

 

[Redacted, inappropriate for forums]

 

[EmbryoGod 823]

Parkins how do you feel about the FPR