The Explorers League | Volume 0: Big Bertha's Beauty

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Ladies and gentlemen, we the explorers league (a league of druid explorers) are proud to finally publically announce the findings that several of our members have come across as of recent. The elusive, exclusive, possibly obtrusive, and most definitely reclusive, goliath turtle! You heard that right children, a GOLIATH turtle, now I already hear your questions, ‘what makes this turtle goliath’ well let us just say that it is larger than your normal pond turtle by over a bajillion times the size. Upon said turtle we also came into contact with some unknown wandering druids, whom turned this already magnificent beast into a magnificent grove-isle, and in their honour it is donned the name of ‘The Wandering Grove’. Thankfully for us, the league of exploring druids (otherwise referred to as the explorers league, or league of druid explorers) we have managed to convince the beautiful girl that she is into living nearby, making it all that easier to live upon. Yes, you heard that right you beautiful people you, we the mother circle are living upon a turtle! (Feast your eyes upon us and be jealous other druids!) How do you come and visit? You seem to be thinking, well before you draw your swords and proclaim me a mind mage, all you must do is sneak upon the dwarven boat at the weird but wonderful isle of the cloud temple monks, then once you have arrived to their port, spin around and board our beautiful boat (built by the equally beautiful, Brother Pine), then once you are on our magical farming lands you walk through the creepy tunnel and forth to the mystical portal, which transports you onto the back of good ol’ big Bertha! (As a note, the league, druids, aspects, and everyone involved is not at all at liberty or at fault if the portal somehow, for some reason, sends you to your doom, death, destruction, deli, or other words that begin with ‘d’.)

 

Now what is stopping you from visiting, and perhaps joining either the league or the druidic order? Nothing I say, come visit us today!

[Gone 869]

Cheza accidentally reads the title as "Big Bertha's Booty" and ends up staring off into the distant waves for quite some time.

[senor_tortuga 692]

((big bertha thic))

[Slayy 816]

Nimue gasps in shock as she reads this in her home, which is in the grove, which is on the turtle, over the sea. "Truly a shocker!" 

[Dreek 1633]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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