Arhbi 181 Share Posted April 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, The Haelunoric War Effort said: The Haelun'oric War Effort remains on its steady course, a singular mass of a fleet forming in the below harbor. Edred Maeyr'onn smirks at the idiotic ideas of Renatus, crossing his arms as he looks over his soldiers. He looks to his fellow councilmen, speaking, "As you see, I have been hard at work increasing our numbers in just two elven days. Yesterday, we had no military. The Silver Walls cannot, will not fall this coming week to a simple raid of savage barbarians. It is time we raise our hands and cast their filthy bodies in gold. We will not only purify those of impurity, but we will purify those whomst've would stand against us. Whether that be Renatus today, or an unknown force tomorrow, let it be known that we will not fall to any who choose to oppose us." 2 Upvote 1 "Are those not the same men you sent to die at the Dominion gates?" A curious Belisarius Sylvaeri would ask Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted April 4, 2018 "The desperation of a failing nature to prove their relevance by positing six or seven men as their entire army -- now that is a display to behold!" Kairn "Mad Dog" Ithelanen barks at his fellow citizens, Naelurir and Virarim assembled at the celebratory feast. "Yet they cannot claim an inch of land before the gates of any nation but their own. Give it time and Haelun'or will destroy itself. They make logical fallacies, we make taciturn routines, that is the way it shall be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drfate786 1690 Share Posted April 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, The Haelunoric War Effort said: The Haelun'oric War Effort remains on its steady course, a singular mass of a fleet forming in the below harbor. Edred Maeyr'onn smirks at the idiotic ideas of Renatus, crossing his arms as he looks over his soldiers. He looks to his fellow councilmen, speaking, "As you see, I have been hard at work increasing our numbers in just two elven days. Yesterday, we had no military. The Silver Walls cannot, will not fall this coming week to a simple raid of savage barbarians. It is time we raise our hands and cast their filthy bodies in gold. We will not only purify those of impurity, but we will purify those whomst've would stand against us. Whether that be Renatus today, or an unknown force tomorrow, let it be known that we will not fall to any who choose to oppose us." 2 Upvote Alifer Von Amice gazes upon the soldiers and then proceeds to laugh hysterically at the pathetic six man troupe. He slaps a note on Edred's office when no one's looking before scurrying away in the dead of night. "What? You think you can beat an army that is thousands of men strong with this pathetic troupe of clowns? You should know better.. Hand over the frost witches and maybe you'll be shown some mercy." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGP 3169 Share Posted April 4, 2018 46 minutes ago, The Haelunoric War Effort said: The Haelun'oric War Effort remains on its steady course, a singular mass of a fleet forming in the below harbor. Edred Maeyr'onn smirks at the idiotic ideas of Renatus, crossing his arms as he looks over his soldiers. He looks to his fellow councilmen, speaking, "As you see, I have been hard at work increasing our numbers in just two elven days. Yesterday, we had no military. The Silver Walls cannot, will not fall this coming week to a simple raid of savage barbarians. It is time we raise our hands and cast their filthy bodies in gold. We will not only purify those of impurity, but we will purify those whomst've would stand against us. Whether that be Renatus today, or an unknown force tomorrow, let it be known that we will not fall to any who choose to oppose us." 2 Upvote "This is actually just kind of sad," says Constantine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sug 2809 Share Posted April 4, 2018 [!] A small warband of mounted Daelanders would pause upon their steeds. Their polearms raised as a multitude of bloodcurdling screams and chants would emit over the countryside as the new friends of Constantine would let the gleams of blood upon the tips of their steel raise forth into the air. The barbaric soldiers would appear to be geared for multiple battles and pillages to follow. "Tha' Daelanders shall nay fall tuh' any blade of an enemeh'. Glory tuh' Hewark! Glory tuh' tha' Cyning!" The chants would roar through the valleys behind Marna, even being heard in the center of the city itself as the hoards of Daelanders were celebrating the beginning of their conquest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurferDurfer1 2979 Share Posted April 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Tsuyose said: “Give me twenty good men and I’ll impregnate the *****.” His Royal Highness, Antonius of the House of Horen, addressing His Royal Majesty, Aurelius I of the House of Horen, King of the Crown of Renatus-Marna, 10th of The Deep Cold, 1657 26 Upvote Coltaine bolts to his closet, rummaging around his pitiful collection of clothing till he found a spare metal coat hanger, twisting it into a long hook shape he would whisper to the air "Ill be ready to abort those shelf brows next time i swear it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Eath'Lur dabs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drfate786 1690 Share Posted April 4, 2018 2 hours ago, HurferDurfer1 said: Coltaine bolts to his closet, rummaging around his pitiful collection of clothing till he found a spare metal coat hanger, twisting it into a long hook shape he would whisper to the air "Ill be ready to abort those shelf brows next time i swear it." 2 Upvote Alifer Amice would rummage around his dungeon for a coat hanger, finding one he would then twist it into a long hook and rummage his chests for a gem-like object resembling Coltaine's phylactery. "I'll ****ing do it!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pond 1069 Share Posted April 4, 2018 11 hours ago, The Haelunoric War Effort said: The Haelun'oric War Effort remains on its steady course, a singular mass of a fleet forming in the below harbor. Edred Maeyr'onn smirks at the idiotic ideas of Renatus, crossing his arms as he looks over his soldiers. He looks to his fellow councilmen, speaking, "As you see, I have been hard at work increasing our numbers in just two elven days. Yesterday, we had no military. The Silver Walls cannot, will not fall this coming week to a simple raid of savage barbarians. It is time we raise our hands and cast their filthy bodies in gold. We will not only purify those of impurity, but we will purify those whomst've would stand against us. Whether that be Renatus today, or an unknown force tomorrow, let it be known that we will not fall to any who choose to oppose us." 2 Upvote Dumbuk'Raguk spits out his drink and busts out laughing from what he is reading "HURHURHURHURHURHURHURHURHUR, ZKAHIN 'HURD UT WURK', LAT GUT ZKAHIN H'AZH TWIGIEZ, LAT GUNNA HURT LATZELF GETTYNG DEEZ NUMBURZ HURHURHURHUR." he finishes laughing so hard and goes back to drinking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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