oblivionsbane 714 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Kalina would find herself reading one of these, "newspapers," at her desk within her tower, a freshly brewed cup of tea whipping steam over her dark stained desk. She would briefly ponder to herself its greater similarity to propaganda leaflets than newspapers before shrugging and starting to read down the article. "Alice Addertongue..." She'd say slowly and disbelievingly , holding back a light laugh that followed. "Snaketongued, then, I can't believe they would give themselves such a fitting name for a reporter." She'd say before taking a sip of the tea. "Hmm..." She'd lean back, considering, "Perhaps this is meant to be a comedy newspaper? That would be interesting." She'd read on, stopping again at the bit about taxes. "Ah yes, the high taxes that could be paid with a day's labor." She'd scoff, "And I don't recall ever building any slums, false political jargon." She'd decide. Finally, she came to the end, reading over the new shops. "Ah, this must be meant to aggravate Artimec, great." She'd roll her eyes a bit before going to get up and move to leave her tower for some odd destination... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalfo 1452 Share Posted April 18, 2018 "Dis newspaper beh a disgrace to REAL news" atandt states Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaelan 1918 Share Posted April 18, 2018 "I'll gladly put thoze dogz down," states Khiara, a lone cleric, before setting out to do just that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDPR 014 48 Share Posted April 18, 2018 The Punished Auxiliary scratches his helmet, holding the parchment out to any nearby Virarim. "Oh, these words don't make sense to me. Why the **** are there wolf people? Sounds stupid, I don't like this at all. I don't get it. Help me. Please. PLEASE." "I really don't like Wolves. They **** on your lawn while you're trying to enjoy some nice alone time. Now a /wolf/ man? If they **** on my lawn I'm getting the paddle." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMyWorld66 169 Share Posted April 18, 2018 A friendly ker with a shop also in the Dominion pins up a small flier under the listed shops."The Eternal Leaf Lounge is open! Come experience recreational relaxation and enjoyment, come take a nap or have a nice sit down with friends, experience the fun plunge of leaping from several floors down only to bounce up on our new shock and impact absorbing Slime! All are welcome to The Eternal Leaf Lounge!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killmatronix 103 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Slamming his hand across the open newspaper in front of it, a lone man openly exclaims godly praise in agreement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted July 13, 2018 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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