The Eighth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night (And general goofing around)

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[!] You find a piece of paper nailed to the Dunshire Noticeboard and on other noticeboards. It smells faintly of mildew

The Eighth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night!

~A garden in Dunshire, producing the most delicious of foods for the halflings to enjoy~

For too long have us Dunshire fellows refrained from having fun parties due to fears of raiders and bad bigguns! It is time for us to have fun again, and be merry as can be! Let's continue with the Dunshire Drinking Nights as though nothing happened in the first place, and maybe we'll see the old cheer of Dunshire return in greater force than ever before!

Contents:

~Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern!

~Planning for future Dunshire festivities!

~Goofing around and having fun!

~Time and other matters

 

Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern!

There will be many drinks to choose from, as is normal with these kinds of parties, The menu will be the same as normal, with all thin's being completeleh FREE!

The Boozes:

Drugged Pumpkin Vodka: A very tasty vodka that will leave you wasted in more ways than one!

The Orange-ocolate: A sweet booze with chocolate, carrots, and more sugar brewed into it! Great for all ages!

Salad Booze: A booze made with melons and carrots, perfect for our vegan drinkers!

Forest Ale: We're not sure what forests have mushrooms, cacti, melons, and wheat all growing wild in it, but there's bound to be one.

Applebrook Porter: A rich, strong Porter, that gives off a faint taste of something else you just cannot name. You have to drink it to believe it.

Withfoot Hard Cider: The classic apple-based booze that will make you snooze if you drink too much!

The Food:

Bread: The classic baked loaf we all know and love.

Baked Potatoes: Guaranteed fresh, or else we'll give you a refund on the nothingness you paid for 'em!

Pumpkin Pie: The best pumpkins are from us halflings, as they always say!

Apples: We had to use stepladders to pluck these!

Cooked Fish: Almost as tasty as Pork!

Cooked Pork: Almost as tasty as fish!

Carrots: Comes in almost any color of the rainbow except for everything but orange!

Melons: Juicy!

Crabs: Nice and crunchy!

 

Planning for future Dunshire festivities!

~Drinking cider, eating cake, and discussing the recent Green March inside of the Drunken Duck Tavern~

((image used with permission of Dalek348)

Dunshire is such a wonderous place, we ought to have more things to do in it besides hang around and chat! During this Drinking Night, any halfling, biggun, construct, talking dog, rat, mouse, cat, or bird can suggest ideas for future festivities in the village! All suggestions will be considered at least a little bit!

 

Goofing around and having fun!

 

There are many entertainment options in Dunshire. Step up onto t'eh barrel and sing a song or two. Perhaps you could give the piano a try, or maybe you could run around playin' tag with fellow halflin's until your feet fall off! Dunshire is a village without too many pesky rules, so as long as nobody or their things get hurt, there's no limit to the amount of FUN that can be had! 

 

Time and other matters

Time: Near t'eh end o' this Elven Week and t'eh beginning of the next! ((3 PM EST on May 27, 2018, which is TOMORROW))

Location: Dunshire village, where the wee folks call home! In the Tavern and Ale Garden most especially!

Am I invited?: Of course ye are! All are welcome as long as they don't cause any trouble!

Why did the Dunshire Drinking Nights stop for so long?: Because back then it was too dangerous for us all to gather together at once like that, due to all the raiders attacking Dunshire and such!

Anything else?: The tea rations have been lifted. You can drink more than 2 gallons of tea per day now! Huzzah!

 

This has been the Dunshire Drinking Night awareness paper, done by Madeline Applefoot, Deputy of Dunshire

 

Long Live Dunshire's Democracy! Lord Knox GOD bless us all!

-Madeline Applefoot

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OOC: Welcome to the Dunshire Drinking Night image gallery! Here you may find some images from previous Drinking Nights at Dunshire just for the heck of it. If you have any screenshots you'd like to send to be included here, notify me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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