Shuggie_ 252 Share Posted December 12, 2018 The War on Terror Spoiler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le94dNjXbWI A DISGUSTED Denis after having read the Kitab Alsalam My fellow denizens of Atlas, I Denis of the Quickblade come before you bearing a message from the great King John- Shadow-Leader of all races of Man, Orc, Elf and Halfling. ATLASIAN ADDRESS™ This world has recently come to know a new menace, one worse than any this world has seen before. This threat be not by the weight of their swords or density of their muscles, but by the levity and destructive power of the ideals they uphold. Due to this grueling fact, we must make a stand, a stand against the proselytization of Kadarsi ideals which seek the sodomization of our women, murder of our children, and the obliteration of our very ways of life. I for one will not see the castration of my germ and desecration of my wife, and I expect the same of YOU. Though many of us have skirmished in the past, the Great King John sees fit to cast aside nonsensical squabbles for the betterment of the world as a hole by PERSONALLY delivering the Kadarsi and their sympathizers to their 74 virgin goats. This intolerance will not stand, for the chivalrous men of Nottingham uphold the values passed onto us from our forefathers of the Alamo; if none do come to our aid then the singular might of the Nottinglads shall fall upon our enemies, and then those who chose to abandon us in our time of need. We have observed the forces of those we call enemy and have read their ‘holy’ book (it was truly loaded with falsehood and bigotry) and now see fit to carry out this valiant act of war. With this decision made, all books of theirs shall be burned to stop the spread of their heinous ideals and on top of that King John has declared that all those of Kadarsi descent be labeled as less than a beast, a rodent of insignificance till the end of time. The War on Terror Begins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump 115 Share Posted December 13, 2018 “REMEMBER THE ALAMO“-Derick The Short-Blade, circa. 1933 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1784 185 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Readies his sword for King John Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinionManXDD 503 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Blogus The Black, champion mud wrestler, chosen son of Krug, and first black Rex of Krugmar, would crack his knuckles and flex towards suspected terrorists. ”Lat bezt be reedy fur mi fiztz uf FREEDOM and DEMOKWAZY” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno_Ougi 1454 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Clayton smiled the suns smile from his jail cell, which slowly faded as he laid there with what meager scraps his captors could provide. "Darn, how I wish I could go out an' fight them terries!" He cursed, carving into the wall with his frozen poop shiv another tally mark. "Get 'em, pa!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibraheemc2000 2965 Share Posted December 13, 2018 “May Allah guides them.” Ibraheem says shaking his head Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondHead 42 Share Posted December 13, 2018 An Adunian scratches his head in confusion after reading the address. “Huh? Are they serious? This is one of the lads who came to the Kadarsi asking for a copy of the book, saying they wished to convert,” he would say to himself. “Seems as if they lied...” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted December 13, 2018 a islamic habibbi prepares to suck denis the quickblade blood with a hollow candy cane, happy christmas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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