Pun of the Week

[Sorcerio 4712]

New year, new me, new puns. I have come back to grace you all with my presence and more comedy. Also, if you have an idea for a better way I should organize this so I’m not spamming the Ask Me Anything forum, please feel free to let me know. Now, let’s get down to it:

 

• eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 171,639 matches.

 

• A Mexican magician was doing a magic trick. He said uno, dose, and disappeared without a trace.

 

• To the mathematician who thought of zero, thanks for nothing!

 

There ya go! I hope you though roughly enjoy and if you didn’t that's really sad and you should get that checked. 

[MangoArt 399]

10/10

[AgentMemory 69]

I have come to appreciate the weekly puns. Please continue

[Zacho 2177]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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