The Sixteenth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night! (Ice Skating + Shogging!)

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Sixteenth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night!

~Dunshire now lies covered in snow~

We’ve been waiting ter do another one of these for far too long! It’s been many years with naught to celebrate but the occasional birthday ‘er adventure (nasty as adventures may be), and our feet have grown tired of sitting around doing nothing while we wait for this long winter to pass! Thus, we ought to enjoy ourselves while we still have enough food in our stores to do so, for we’ll sureleh lose faith ‘n life if we do nay!

Contents:

~Time and other matters~

~Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern!~

~Ice skating + Shogging over Dunshire Lake!~

 

~Time and other matters~

Time: Close to t’eh end of this Elven Week and the beginnin’ of the next! ((3 PM EST, Sunday January 20^th))

Location: Dunshire village, home o’ t’eh halflings!

What: A big ol’ drinkin’ party with other things involved too!

Who is invited?: Everyone who won’t cause trouble!

 

~Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern!~

~The halflings gather ‘round for some drinking!~

Come on down to the Drunken Duck! We have all sorts of booze that we’ll beh giving out for free! Some examples o’ our stock are listed below:

~Brandybuck Brandy: The oldest booze currently being served! Dates back quite a few centuries frem what we can tell!

~Applebrook Porter: The classic dark porter that’ll get your tastebuds tinglin’!

~Forest Ale: A simple ol’ ale brewed from simple ingredients found around Dunshire!

~Pumpkin Ale: Ale made from pumpkins, the recipe having been kept alive for generations~

~Withfoot Hard Cider: A fermented apple juice that will sweeten your day!

~Bunny Beer: Beer made from carrots and melons, filled with plenty of hops that gives it its name!

~Spiked Eggnog: Sorry, we do not carry non-spiked eggnog for those too young to be drinkin’!

~Various boozes from Rosenyr: We got our hands on some fine wines and other drinks from those fancy talkin’ people, so if ye like that we’ll have some fer ye!

~Etc....

 

Ice Skating + Shogging over Dunshire Lake!

Why nay have a bit of fun with the ice over Dunshire Lake while we still can? It’ll be interesting trying to Shog when ye hit yer bum on the ice whenever you fall, but the Ice Skating’s sure ter be interesting at the very least!

 

If ye have any more questions about this, just ask Daisy Applefoot, t’eh current High Pumplar of the ArkaKnoxist faith in Dunshire and creator of this flier!

 

-Daisy Applefoot.

[!] The flier ends with the Dunshire Rabbit, official seal of Dunshire.