colovian fur 8360 Share Posted May 7, 2019 ? A Hilarious Response ? Dated 12th of The Deep Code 1714 On the eve of whatever day it happens to be, I read something funny. Now, I know funny more than the next ser, and I am no mime, thus a response was written upon this very curb of which I sat. As a wanderer and devotee to faith, it humors me at the accusations that I follow some sort of pagan G*D! A holy pilgrim, devoted to more than one G*D? Truly laughable. The dimwitted players in this game that wrote such words are quite dull, considering they don’t know history if it smacked them in the head. The origins of the ‘Lord of Laughter’ stem far from cultism, but the dedication to good fortune and faith found within a humble history rooted in a small village known as Clownetkoski. There, a holy and devoted people built a fiefdom blessed to them by then High Pontiff Lucien V, many were survivors of the Westerlands crisis (A crisis held true by the Prophet Owyn’s light, mind you: The dead are often hard to kill without the flame of true faith.) The ‘Lord of Laughter' title is our praise and veneration for the late King Caius Sigismund Horen ‘the Funny’, the young King who knew little, but had a heart and faith to bind him. Venerated to this day by heroes such as Bottle the Brave, naming his son after the great King. King Caius the Funny, circa 1602 Since my arrival in this realm, I have found Imps with forked tails questioning anything with a heartbeat. They knit pick and strawman with seemingly outworldly knowledge anything that they deem to be heretical or cult-like. Just the other day, I was held in contempt for existing with a red nose and walking the streets of Ves, all for the matter that I was acting as a religious confident of one of the innocent men they arrested. How hilarious! You may call me a fool, you may call me a joke, you may call me a clown, yet the most hilarious thing here is how angered a group of people is getting over pixelated pressure. You can hunt me till the ends of the earth, but know that my spectral being has a higher calling of the Seven Skies, I know where my faith comes from and I know it to be true. I know it to be right and just. Monks, peasants, and any who are faithful: disregard what the Church has stated, and for once just have a laugh at how silly this is. The Long Joke is upon us. THE RED NOSED MAN SPEAKS Two priests walked into a tavern, And Prince Yury killed them both. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer124 339 Share Posted May 7, 2019 “the act is long and full of laughter” says sir fatso, before screaming for his squire to get the breastplate stretcher for his too-small replica suit of dragon knight armor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurferDurfer1 2978 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Bottle straps on red noses to his shattered kneecaps, broken by two very unfunny imperial knights Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukariatias 524 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Cassian proudly dons a red nose in a display of faith. “Creator keep us laughing in these trying times.” @joey calabreeni @Wrynn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooooowee 559 Share Posted May 8, 2019 ((hi joey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimp 528 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Almisael remembers how the trial had wasted imperial knight times as the clown ended up getting a prank of a sentence of merely 5 minutes in the corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colovian fur 8360 Author Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, bisnitche said: ((hi joey ((hi dylanxo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456 Share Posted May 8, 2019 “I don’t get the joke yet!” shouts Commodus, frail in mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Elrith_ 4525 Share Posted May 8, 2019 "A good laugh I am having.” A metal man says, painting a portion of his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted May 8, 2019 “Remember kids, use your words!” The Grand Wizard squeezes his nose and audibly states, “honk." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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