TO THE TRAITOR NAZGUD’BRADUK (micbox)

[Zorozeenee 8]

 

Balrik sat in the Clan Hall, upon the Braduk throne with a deep scowl upon his face. The Braduk Chieftain had been having trouble with one of the Clansmen for a long period of time, and his crimes became clearer the more he came to know. It was clear as to what he must do. “LARTY!” The Pureblooded Orc bellowed, answered by a scrawny goblin making his way towards the Chieftain.

 

“Yes, Balrik?” The Goblin Herald, Larty Wun Eye looked upon the Braduk with curiosity glinting in his eyes.”Get paper and blood. Lots of it.” He growled, standing up before reciting the following.

 

[!] Pinned up on the Braduk Clan Hall, and Orc notice board written in different kinds of blood is the following.

 

BRADUK CLAN

 

TO THE TRAITOR NAZGUD’BRADUK

 

YOU ARE CONVICTED AND GUILTY OF BREAKING CLAN LAW I, VI, VII, AND VIII

 

AS OF THIS DATE, 12TH OF SUN’S SMILE, 1717 YOU ARE CAST OUT FROM THE BRADUK CLAN. IF YOU ARE SEEN BY A BRADUK INSIDE KRUGMAR, OR OUTSIDE, YOU WILL BE CAPTURED AND PUNISHED ACCORDING OF YOUR CRIMES.

 

THE EVIDENCE IS IN THIS LETTER, WHICH HAS BEEN COPIED AND WILL BE DISTRIBUTED AMONGST ALL COPIES OF THIS ANNOUNCEMENT.

 

THE BRADUKS RECOMMEND THE KRUGMAR LEADERSHIP LOOK INTO HIS CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE REX FOR PERSONAL GAIN AS WELL.

 

SIGNED BALRIK’BRADUK, CHIEFTAIN OF THE BRADUK CLAN

WRITTEN BY SCRIBE LARTY WUN EYE

[Slothtastic 761]

Vruk looks over his Warhammer, cleaning the blood off of it from his last victim. 

[MangoArt 399]

Nazgud, before leaving the city, tacks an extra sheet of paper onto the missive and writes in pen like a normal person.

 

 

 

1. As lat can see, ‘overthrowing the Rex’ am a typo as in the letter, Murak says ‘overthrowing lat as Rex’. Unless lat apparently believe bein’ an arbitrarily declared Waghchief makes lat the Rex, it is clearly a typo.

 

2. Mi am nub afraid to admit that mi did blah wit Murak’Gorkil. But, he blah’d that he views Braduk as a threat, agh thus would like a more incompetent Uruk in power.

 

 

3. 3.  Lat appear to believe lat are the Rex, as an Uruk cannot banish someone from Krugmar. What you are instead proposing is that mi whitewash miself, which mi will nub.

4. If lat have cast me out of the clan, lat do nub have the power to actually punish me according to clan laws, as mi am no longer a Braduk

 

5. Mi have more allies on this than lat. Mi can count among me number at least gakh other bruddahz, who shall remain nameless

 

6. Buildin’ the city does nub make lat a capable waghchief

 

7. How can lat trust an Uruk who would betray a bruddah? Surely, lat realize he may betray lat in tik

 

8. Next tik, write something latself lat lazy bastard

 

9. Blood is nub a very permanent writin’ material. Get some ink on this.

 

 

An Addendum is quickly added to the sheet

 

10. While mi did break the azh’t law, which is already dubious in its fairness, laws H’Azh and H’Gakh have not been broken, and are incredibly subjective to boot. Mi believe me DID have proper cause to challenge lat, wub with lat gettin’ rid of traditions and behavin like a braindead maniac. Since lat am behaving in such a way, that also means mi pursuit of power am hardly damagin the clan!

[Zorozeenee 8]

1 hour ago, Tato said:

Pale Pot doesnt believe the evidence to be real.

 

Balrik ponders about all the things Nazgud has done.

1. Dishonoring the clan
2. Being caught at the same spot where he did it, lying about it
3. After being klomped over the issue he spat in the face of the chief and said he did not learn his lesson. 
4. Conspiring to overthrow the warchief with Murak, Murak told Balrik about it
5. Conspiring to overthrow the Rex

After these thoughts Balrik was assured, he had made the right decision.

[Man of Respect 5471]

23 minutes ago, MangoArt said:

Nazgud, before leaving the city, tacks an extra sheet of paper onto the missive and writes in pen like a normal person.

 

 

 

1. As lat can see, ‘overthrowing the Rex’ am a typo as in the letter, Murak says ‘overthrowing lat as Rex’. Unless lat apparently believe bein’ an arbitrarily declared Waghchief makes lat the Rex, it is clearly a typo.

 

2. Mi am nub afraid to admit that mi did blah wit Murak’Gorkil. But, he blah’d that he views Braduk as a threat, agh thus would like a more incompetent Uruk in power.

 

 

3. 3.  Lat appear to believe lat are the Rex, as an Uruk cannot banish someone from Krugmar. What you are instead proposing is that mi whitewash miself, which mi will nub.

4. If lat have cast me out of the clan, lat do nub have the power to actually punish me according to clan laws, as mi am no longer a Braduk

 

5. Mi have more allies on this than lat. Mi can count among me number at least gakh other bruddahz, who shall remain nameless

 

6. Buildin’ the city does nub make lat a capable waghchief

 

7. How can lat trust an Uruk who would betray a bruddah? Surely, lat realize he may betray lat in tik

 

8. Next tik, write something latself lat lazy bastard

 

7. Blood is nub a very permanent writin’ material. Get some ink on this.

 

 

An Addendum is quickly added to the sheet

 

8. While mi did break the azh’t law, which is already dubious in its fairness, laws H’Azh and H’Gakh have not been broken, and are incredibly subjective to boot. Mi believe me DID have proper cause to challenge lat, wub with lat gettin’ rid of traditions and behavin like a braindead maniac. Since lat am behaving in such a way, that also means mi pursuit of power am hardly damagin the clan!

 

“Wub dah zkah?!” says Eath’Lur looking at the numbers

[MangoArt 399]

3 minutes ago, Man of Respect said:

 

“Wub dah zkah?!” says Eath’Lur looking at the numbers

Nazgud fixes the numbers and pretends nothing happened

[Man of Respect 5471]

10 minutes ago, MangoArt said:

Nazgud fixes the numbers and pretends nothing happened

pretends that he didn’t see the previous numbers and think that the 0 in 10 is way too round.

[MangoArt 399]

1 minute ago, Man of Respect said:

pretends that he didn’t see the previous numbers and think that the 0 in 10 is way too round.

“Fuckin zeros, bro.” Remarks a passerby

[Slothtastic 761]

16 minutes ago, Tato said:

 

Pot knows nothing of the thoughts of the mind reader.

 

((Screenshots are OOC, yo))

((The letter and sign is up there as evidence with the post I think))

[Zorozeenee 8]

1 hour ago, Tato said:

 

Pot knows nothing of the thoughts of the mind reader.

 

((Screenshots are OOC, yo))

((Yea ik i was just assuring myself, your character has access to all the evidence.))

[_Jandy_ 3519]

A letter would be delivered to the Warchief of Clan Braduk. @Zorozeenee

“The head of Nazgud has been retrieved and brought to Vruk by myself, Elder Nazark’Gorkil.

Do not hang this head with pride, this death was a misdeed make no mistake about it. After searching Sutica for the wanted Braduk I proceeded down the roads towards Urguan to search for the brother. I found him mounted upon his rhino on the road, he was flanked by the woods and I spoke with him. I had once been accused of falsehoods and so I allowed him a chnace to defend himself. He admitted to his crime and he made it clear his best interest was held for the Braduk clan and the traditional rights even though he had lost his klomp. He was mistaken and I explained such, he was furious and he wanted to return and help his clan. Perhaps he could have redeemed his foolish actions though he did not believe such would be permitted by you. The war chief. He firmly believed that he would die fighting and hoping he would find his way into Stargush’Stroh. I told him he ought to try to return but his confidence that you would be entirely intolerant was palpable. He donned his weapons and steadied his Rhino. I asked him which spirit he favored because I would owe that spirit a debt when he was finished and he responded ‘Enrohk’, in true Braduk fashion. It was a mistake that I had to slay Nazgudd but there was no way around it. He would kill me or I would kill him. I fell back into the woods forcing him to abandon his rhino and he found his way into my line of sight where he was met with an arrow to the leg. He succumbed to his blood lust and charged madly. He fell into my legs which I would use to choke the light from his eyes after suffering injury. 

This brother was faithful to the spirit, to his clan and to Krugmar though he made a mistake against acient tradition. His mind was changed before he died and he knew his folley though he had to die nonetheless. It was a good orc who died, no matter what you think of him.

He will be in Stargush’Stroh, I have no doubt in my heart of this. Should the spirits smile upon us we will also meet him there one day. 

This issue was created between Murak’Gorkil and yourself and it was finished by myself and Nazgud. We have resolved this matter though it costed more than was required. Braduk is a brother less now. Krugmar is a brother less now. A rhino now roams freely in Urguans mountains and a new soul entered Kor’s gates. That is something to reflect upon without pride.”

The letter was stamped with the seal of the red boar 

Spoiler

@MangoArt

 

[Auriel_ 652]

“yeah what the ****?”