Ser Gregor Thorne Discovers his New Identity (GMs Called)

[Ambduscias 1028]

 

 

 

It was a dusky summer evening that Sir Gregor Thorne stumbled upon the notable Heavenly Regent of Shen, Cao Cao, surrounded by an army of Simian retainers. He was lost for words, jaw agape; taken by the raw masculine power of the fat and muddy monkey they all looked to with reverence as their King. Within moments, the reputable Knight of Renatus scampered back in terror; he needed time to process his thoughts! Later that night, Gregor Thorne donned a bunch of furry pelts and silks, putting a mask on over his face; crassly, he muttered…

 

“Ni hao?” to the mirror. It didn’t sound right, no; he didn’t know this foreign language, and it felt vile on the tongue. But when he uttered the words he’d heard, “Yerrow Turbans Go Home,” he felt oddly at home and comfortable. He knew that his true, enlightened identity, was culturally one of the Hou Zi. 

 

Even later that night, he found himself adventuring: and who but the honorable Heavenly General, Sun Wukong was present? He donned his mask, swiftly, hoping to ingratiate himself with these exotic foreigners. “Herro, Sun Wukong,” he said - before looking to the side, seeing the absolute unit of a gargantuan Monkey King bring his club down on a miscellaneous peasant.

“We go now to strike foul farse-monkeys!” shouts Cao Cao, calling all the banners of the Hou Zi realms.

And so they wandered out in search of gold and conquest, and Ser Gregor Thorne knew he was at home.

 

Colorized photo of Cao Cao knighting Sir Gregor Thorne as a warrior of all Hou kind

 

https://www.twitch.tv/zacclay/clip/HorribleTawdryNoodleVoteNay?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time

 

[KBR 2046]

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Shen-Li ponders where the Hou with loose skin had gone

[Chase 3793]

Ser Conan Vallberg af Mórr raised a brow as he passes Ser Gregor Thorne’s house that fateful Eve. ”What in the fresh ****, Gregor.”

[BardMainHere 310]

Gregor Thorne furrows his brow, as he doesn’t remember these events occurring... Maybe it was after a night of heavy drinking, maybe it was a spell cast on him. Or, it may not have happened... He sighs, for he does not know.

[BenDaMack 20]

Tulga-Gurmazg shakes his head at what the houzi have fallen to.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

“What the ****???” Commodus looks confused.

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

The Wise Grand old Wizard mentions, “Did you know that Humans evolved from Hou-Zi? This is only natural, a joining of the missing links I say!”

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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