THE SOLICITOR-GENERAL DENOUNCES LORRAINE REBEL SENTIMENTS

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THE SOLICITOR-GENERAL’S OFFICE

OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO THE LORRAINÉS MEMORIALS ALLEGEDLY LOCATED ON THE COUNTY OF PROVINS

“DEAR CITIZENS OF THE EMPIRE,

 

I, as Solicitor-General, stand wholeheartedly by my allegiance to HIS IMPERIAL EXCELLENCY, the Lord-Protector, ADRIAN LEOPOLD DE SARKOZY, with his BLESSED & STABLE governance over the realm.

 

To those that ponder whether the actions of a few represent the sentiments of the many, I say, thou are wrong! We must all understand that history does not define the political realities of today. Those that seek to undermine our ability to move forward and unite against our common enemies, for our common interests, are merely childish and do not understand the necessity of a mature approach to Imperial politics.

 

For those that seek to restore Lorraine with the current government as a collateral sacrifice, I say BEGONE! For those that do not seem able to enjoy the fruits of this regime, I say START ENJOYING! The time of petty hostilities must be over. We can no longer be distracted by unfunny jokes with a hardworking, competent and understanding government as the consistent punchline. You come to our capital, enjoy the company of Imperials, maneuver through the social ladders as respected peerage, and yet you insult the Empire with these tongue-in-cheek jokes? Sad! You are in no form a better man than the ones you consider a joke, memorial holders.

 

As Solicitor-General, I DENOUNCE all forms of rebellious sentiment, I am DISGUSTED by all forms of political undermining. Stop with this nonsense, and let’s all unite for things that actually matter.

 

IN NOMINE LEX

HIS EXCELLENCY THE SOLICITOR-GENERAL

COUNT OF PROVINS

Bohemond de Leumont

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