DNN #14

[gandalfo 1452]

 

Edition #14

 

All Golems Gone Mad

Recently, an outbreak of Golems have started randomly attacking innocent dwarves in the Under-Realms of Urguan. Fearless dwedmar such as Bhudand Irongrinder and Jorvin Starbreaker had recently fought with one of these rogue golems in the tavern. The golem was defeated and destroyed so it could not harm any more dwedmar. DNN would like to thank these dwarves for putting their lives at risk to help make Urguan a safer place.

 

Not So Epic Journey

It was recently reported by Lord Chancellor Jorvin Starbreaker that the Under-King, Utak Ireheart, had left the kingdom to go on an epic journey. The kingdom was placed under control of a regent while this epic journey was happening. Unfortunately for this epic journey, Jorvin Starbreaker has told DNN that the Under-King was found to have fallen down a ravine and got stuck. He was helped out by local dwarven firefighters and has returned to the kingdom to rule once again.

 

Silver Alert Placed Out

The Irongrinder Clan has placed a silver alert for hero, Zahrer Irongrinder. Zahrer was last seen leaving the kingdom looking for the nearest gas station to go buy cigarettes. Many of the clan was confused as the local Irongrinder company, DwedCorp, sells cigarettes and wondered why Zaher would need to go to a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes. The old dwarf is around four feet high and has silver-grayish hair. If he is seen you should avoid him and contact the Irongrinders at once as he is assumed to be armed and dangerous.

[sneakybandit 1650]

Darek smiles seeing his daily enhanced news

[McDaedra 261]

Mafraedon Irongrinder scratches his forehead, reading the fakenews. He would look repeatedly back and forth between the white dwarf depicted in the battle and the name in the caption, a black cave dwarf.

[Josh3738 3137]

Bhudand nods firmly as his secretary reads the news to him. “Very guud. Glad weh’ve got some propeh news back in t’is town.”

 

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An old dwarf continues to party his way through the beaches of [REDACTED] and is in fact heavily armed and dangerous.

 

 

 

[SoulReapingWolf 2281]

Ordar Irongrinder reads the news confused on how the golem jumped over Bhudand and his body itself in two and got back together and then goes back to brewing Doctor Beard™ the cries of a gagged man would be muffled by the sound proof walls and doors. ”Ah... et be good to ‘ave reliable news in t’e Under-Realm again” he’d tell the man before knocking him out cold.

[SimplySeo 6999]

Jorvin Starbreaker squints for a moment as he reads the paper, before he lets out an amused snicker. He nods in approval, before lighting his halfing-leaf joint with the end of his flamethrower.