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[!] A letter would be sent out to a select few individuals. However, several copies of the invitation could probably be found on the auction house

 

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Uialben Family Dinner

 

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You have been cordially invited to the most esteemed family in all of Arcas’ first-ever family dinner. Hosted by the one and only Emeline Uialben, the dinner will take place within the large and luxurious Uialben Manor. Dinner will include huckleberry salad with corn oil dressing, camembert and almond pancakes, fish and pheasant parcels, and emu stew, alongside the famous Uialben Absinthe Red, with its top-secret and spicy secret ingredient. 

 

In order to gain entry into the most esteemed residence of the Uialbens for this event, you must bring this invitation and show it at the door. You may bring one additional guest with you, so long as they are not murderous

 

The dinner will take place Friday, 1/24/20, at 9 PM CST / 10 PM EST / 3 AM GMT. If you are late or decide not to attend, at the end of the dinner, a Uialben Family Hunt will take place, where the family who did attend will personally track you down and murder you, so I do recommend you come. 

 

 


Signed,
Host, Emeline Uialben
Uialben Family Head, Mystery Uialben

 

 

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Terr’hi Uialben, Trade Father and Head of the Uialben family smiles softly at the beautiful work of his daughter in attempting to congeal the family heritage together.. but then realizes that the sh*tty crest he made like 40 years ago as a joke against the Alstriems might possibly make it slightly less professional?....

“NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” the elf man eventually decides, letting out a bontiful laughter at being able to reconvene with his family in a non-life or death situation for once.

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Emeline Uialben, proud bearer of the Uialben name, smiles as she holds out her hand-crafted invitation. ”Maybe now I’ll finally have a father be proud of me,” she declares with a nod, waving her hand to send off an onslaught of fifty birds with copies of the invitation out to the invitees. 

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Telos screams in pain after seeing the Uialben seal

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“Who even writes this small? How am I supposed to read this tiny print. The lines aren't even thick. Disgusting.” Lily says with abject disgust as she squints at the paper, her eyes straining to make out the tiny letters.
 

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“Aren't you th’ one in Sutica who shakes for no reason? Odd bird,” he commented, disregarding the invitation and likely unwilling to attend.

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“This will be horrifying.” comments a random old man.

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“Oh boy I hope they have egg salad.” Comments the Conservation Director.

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8 hours ago, calzium said:

Dael straightened his bow-tie, excited that he now has an excuse to break into the Uialben manor again. 
 

Jimbo cracks his knuckles as he will be doing security detail and will flatten any who dare break in

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Incadence smiles as she knows the perfect prank for such an occasion! “Hope I’ll be able to make it!” chuckles to herself

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