The Wonks Blessing

[Your Stepdad 711]

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/tJj-De16Ajo?t=149

Wonk Caviar: The Delicacy We Deserve

With the findings of new species, the descendants find new ways to satisfy their need of hunger. With the emergence of the amphibious species of the “Wonk” people, another innovative way to add flavor to bland dishes has been created. The Wonks carry their eggs with them for reproductive purposes. Light and fragile, and with enough salt, they can create the greatest taste that has blessed your tongue. 

 

[A wonk on the caviar farm, Circa 1766.]

How to prepare

The eggs of the Wonks are only able to be extracted after the humane execution of the specimens. This can be done multiple ways. However, the most efficient system of elimination is the use of the club, preferably the club of an Olog, to cause brain trauma and death without destroying the fragile forms of the eggs. A slimy membrane covers the eggs and must be thoroughly washed to be safe to consume and to have the most satisfying texture. After being aged for a minimum of a saints day, the Wonk caviar will finally be ready to consume.

 

Flavors:

The flavours of the Caviar depends on the species of wonk it is extracted from. The Toad species wonk usually delivers a more bitter taste then its counterpart, the Frog. The more popular of the two, the Frog variant, is a much more rich and satisfying taste to the consumer. 

 

Tastes and Textures:

The eloquent dish of Wonk Caviar has a rich salty taste. Its chewy texture adds a fine addition to fish dishes, or other light meats. A very raw and slimy taste will burst through your mouth as the eggs break in your mouth. 

 

History

The concept of hunting Wonks began at the discovery of their species in the lands of Atlas. The descendants disregarded them as another unimportant species that lived in the lands. After contact was officially made, it was found that they were a small, tribal-like people. Due to the weakness of the Wonk species, the Westerner Farfolks saw an opportunity. They began to hunt small tribes of Wonks and tried to prepare individual parts of its body. They found a very close liking to the taste of the eggs, in addition to its blood when prepared correctly. With the mass shipment of the caviar, it brought the delicacy to the eyes of the greater populace of the lands. The mass hunting of the Wonks began for their delicious produce. 

 

ITS FROG EGGS! EAT IT YOU SIMPS!

 

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[ibraheemc2000 2965]

“F*cking delicious.” Saeed commented as he ate some fresh Wonk Caviar from Farmer Fred

[Flapman 625]

“What the actual ****" says Zulom Toadicus

[Nyuriz 105]

An old man drools at the thought of consuming the delectable cuisine

[Aesopian 1639]

“You should add Wonk legs, Wonk eyes, etc.” says Ti’gobser.