The Contest of Arms

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

The Vira’ker Contest of Arms

“There is nothing that cannot be solved with swordplay! Enemy at the gates? Stab them all. ******* tax collector? Shank him and leave him in a back alley, bleeding and pissing himself.”

“What if your woman’s playing up?”

“Well, stab that ***** too!”

Two members of the Seaguard, conversing about everyday topics.

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-The Waldenians - Guenther, Siegfried and Gottfried - batter some unfortunate roadside bandits while local Vira women swoon, 1769.-

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It all started out very normally at a Seaguard meeting. That is to say, they hadn’t drawn swords yet, and the enlistees had been all knocked out. The regulars and the captains, panting and red-faced, were left, fists bared and ready to smack each other around. This was an average Monday for the Seaguard.

 

At this particular hall-fight, one of the captains shouted forth a great idea. Why not beat each other up… for money? For fame and glory, rather than for the last piece of buttered bread? Everyone agreed immediately - why not? - and then finished up their fight. It was said that Brob’s jaw never did recover from the Hall-Fight of the 20th of Sun’s Smile.

 

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Ser Keaton II Errmark, Commander of the Seaguard, and his organiser, Sergeant J’hasa, invite the Seaguard and citizens of Vira’ker, as well as the martial class of Arcas, to partake in a bare-knuckle fighting tournament in the Grand Harvest of 1771.

 

For the winner? Two thousand minas (2,000)!

For their opponent? One thousand (1,000)!

And for the champion of the semi-finals, five hundred (500)!

There will be no fee for entry.

 

The fights will be fist-to-fist until one of the fighters falls to the floor, is knocked unconscious or surrenders. The winner shall advance to the next round and the loser disqualified, unless they have lost the semi-finals; the semi-finals’ losers will fight for third place as an under-card for the final.

 

Food and drink will be on sale, with free food for the participating fighters, and betting will be run by the illustrious Waldenians of the Seaguard.

 

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The Contest of Arms will be on Saturday 6th, at 3pm EST.

 

Sign up with the following form:

(IGN):

Name of contender:

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes):

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

(IGN): KeatonUnbeaten

Name of contender: Keaton II Errmark

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): ‘The Commander’

[frill 2277]

Fyrr’ aep ___ has the form read to him.

 

(IGN): Frill

Name of contender: Fyrrathul

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): light-fingered fool

[LeMaxinaut 29]

(IGN): LeMaxinaut

Name of contender: J’hasa Zabiri

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): The Furry

[momo_soso 0]

(IGN): momo_soso

Name of contender: Günther von Kluge

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): The German

[Reinald-Otherwind 7]

(IGN): NorthernGust

Name of contender: Reinald Otherwind

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): Sir Reinald

[Guest Godric_Felton]

(IGN): Godric_Felton

Name of contender: Siegfried von Calw

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): Wüstenfuchs

[GodricFelton 0]

sorry I‘m stupid
 

 

 

(IGN): Godric_Felton

Name of contender: Siegfried von Calw

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): Wüstenfuchs

[SharkinatorRobz 18]

(IGN): SharkinatorRobs

Name of contender: Robert Glasse

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): THE ONE EYED FIGHTER

[Huginix2137 0]

(IGN): Huginix2137

Name of contender: Feanor

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): Kustosz -Tequila

[Eddywilson2 2117]

(IGN): eddywilson2

Name of contender: Niko the Thicc

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): Very rounded

[Sizniche 4]

(IGN): Sizniche

Name of contender: Meero Amstrun

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): known insomniac

[Mark2282 305]

(IGN): Mark2282

Name of contender: Kub

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): A giant olog with a pirate like eyepatch

[Your Stepdad 711]

(IGN): Boomboxdoom23

Name of contender: Farmer Fred

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): Second Coming of Jesus

[Dreek 1633]

(IGN): thebulter

Name of contender: Dreek Ireheart III

Nicknames of contender or notable features, i.e. nationality, age, occupation, etc. (for nickname purposes): “The Duper”