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A Poem of the almighty Head Butler in Haense

 

Ra Ra Ruben

 

[Intro]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

 

[Verse 1]

There lived a certain man, in Haense not long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Haesneti chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach word of godan like a preacher

Full of cactus green and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

 

[Chorus]

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Lover of the Haenseti queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Haense's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

 

[Bridge: Newsreader]

But when his drinking, lusting and his hunger for power became to known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous butler became louder and louder!

[Verse 2]

He ruled the Haense land and never mind the King

But the Drunken Buck boogie he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state, he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the Queen he was no wheeler-dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy butler

Who would serve her son

 

[Chorus]

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Lover of the Haenseti Queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Haense’s greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

 

[Bridge]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

 

[Verse 3]

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies

But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"

No doubt this Ruben had lots of hidden charms

Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms

Then one night some men of higher standing

Set a trap, they're not to blame

"Come to visit us" they kept demanding

And he really came

[Chorus]

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Lover of the Haenseti Queen

They put some poison into his Tea

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Haense's greatest love machine

He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Lover of the Haenseti Queen

They didn't quit, they wanted his head

Ra, Ra, Ruben

Haense's greatest love machine

And so they shot him till he was dead

 

-Written by Unknown

This is 101% Factual Poetry , totally, indeed, and is totally indeed poetry.

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Brandt Barclay cheers at the Hanseti poetry as he stumbles across it, trying to read it with his one and only functional eye. Bobbing his head from side to side whilst he red, it appeared the Barclay already had the melody of the song running through his veins.

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“This was done better a long time ago,” remarks an ancient Adrian.

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Marie bobs her head up and down as she reads this, tapping her foot. ”Could do better with a couple’a syllables ‘n a few places,” she muses.

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When Ruben and the Queen are cousins 👀

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17 hours ago, Areon said:

“This was done better a long time ago,” remarks an ancient Adrian.

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