An Open Letter to Traitors

[Skyrunner 257]

 

[!] A letter is nailed harshly to the memo tree in Sutica, for those who have seen the senders writing before it would be filled with much more bold and darkened lines. The Helenson-Anarion personal standard is placed at the top.

An Open Letter to Uneducated, Dishonorable, and Abominable Traitors

 

Dear Anonymous Orenian Sympathizers,

    It has made way to my ears that you have recently written a document denouncing the current Trade Monarch of Sutica, Corwin Alstreim. I have read the dreadful document and the hilarious accusations perhaps deserve to be fully parsed by someone who has experience in reading the laws of Sutica. Who better than the woman who brought the largest edit to the Writ and the most recent Codex of Sutican law. 

 

Let us begin with the first accusation which stands historically that His Royal Majesty the Trade King of Sutica has been a short length compared to previous monarchs, but perhaps you should have read your history. There have only been four monarchs who have held a length of rule longer than the Trade King. The former Trade Princess Cyrene was only 2 years longer than the period of the current Trade King, and yet no one at the end of her reign would have called her inexperienced or a short term ruler. Certainly he has served for significantly longer than any of the Uialbens. This ignorance to the true history of Sutica reveals a critical lack of mental capacity or alternatively reveals your true intent to be Orenian Propaganda.

 

Though, this is likely intentional as you reveal right before as you make strange references to the allegations being crimes of “Orenian” quality rather than merely crimes of the Free State. There is no need for this emphasis unless you of course as I suspect have been working with the Orenians to bring division and ultimately death to a fellow citizen of the Free State. 

 

Now let us look into the nature of the crimes which you have listed out point by point. 

 

Firstly, you mention the allegation of murder by the Trade King. No doubt still unfounded by any evidence and rests on the mental gymnastics that a person went missing within the Free State, and that has given irrefutable evidence that this is tied to the Trade King. It clearly hasn’t and continual speaking on this baseless accusation is meaningless.

 

Secondly, deceit of his people. A strange accusation for a crime considering the ability to keep information clandestine is core to the foundation of state security. Every state in existence holds some form of allowing secrecy for the protection of everyone. Openness will lead to citizens being killed and there is no way around it. 

 

Thirdly, I was there for the council meeting in which supposedly fear was used to sway the opinions, but however from what it seemed that Corwin was educating the councillors in their proper duties. That an attempt to bring down the monarchy, as  previously attempted with my wife, is quite simply degenerate and disgusting. It is treason of the highest level. To allow Oren the ability to pluck the highest citizen from our land for trial provides no future protection for any other citizens and should be fought against with extreme energy. 

 

Fourthly, the entering into treaties has always been a power held by the Trade Monarch exclusively. It is not a crime. 

 

Fifthly, the duty of selecting a Triumvir in a timely manner however does not rest within the duty of the Trade Monarch but rather those in positions of the council to run a Citizen’s Referendum.

 

Sixthly, the Trade Monarch has always held the role of being the final authoritative voice of Sutica. Again, a simple history lesson would have taught you this. 

 

Seventhly and finally, see the Sixth. 

 

Now for your last abomination of a last paragraph, the most striking problem is that you put my last name as Anarion-Helenson. In case it isn’t clear our last name is HELENSON-ANARION which again shows how much actual research has been put into this document. If you can’t get these basics correct why should anyone trust that the allegations which you put forth are true either? Truly if a large contingent of Suticans wrote this document they would have known about any of these issues in advance? I would hate that if one or two people wrote this and are publishing it as a large plurality. 

 

Though, at least I rest assured that if you truly care about Sutica, if you truly care about the citizens then I will see you at the battlefield standing beside your soldiers. Hopefully, you won’t be where I think you will be sitting back and relaxing waiting to become the Orenian collaborationist government you dream to be. I know I shall be down at the battlefield.

 

Love,

Dame Utaria Helenson-Anarion, former Royal Consort of the Free State of Sutica

 

P.S. If you continue to wish to continue to call my wife a tyrant with no proof of the matter except in cases where she fought against traitors who wished to usurp power and in cases where unholy cults were issued out of the city, you can certainly meet me on the dueling grounds anytime. 

[Areln 199]

At the very end of the page, black ink has been dipped and painted upon the nailed parchment. Swirling cursive letters read; 

 

Sutica Eternal.

Blessed be!

~ Lae T.E.A.

P.S. Dame looks so powerful as a signature!

 

[simatra 373]

The Mad Poet would read this document, and as he responds to most of these missives, for anyone who has been looking at these responses which is unlikely, he would laugh before making a comment. “I must say, I hated Suitica at first, but I realize I like it more and more as time goes on. I hate Oren more than anything along with this, so any time Suitica wants to get someone to help them in this war, I suggest sending me a bird.”

[AnonymousAlexa 3890]

Angelika Bykov shook her head upon reading the letter. ”At least not all Suticans are deceived by Corwin Alstreim. I will ensure than any Suticans seeking refuge shall be welcome into Oren with open arms.”

[Chase 3793]

1 hour ago, _Wonk said:

A wandering ****-head voidal horror ...

Evar’tir Ithelanen notes that she is infact not a voidal horror. He stamps the Ithelanen insignia on the bottom of the letter for posterity.

[HurferDurfer1 2978]

mr RAT writes this “ He is still a war criminal with a peculiarly healthy long life.” on the boards and such.