The Tournament of Belka

[SoulReapingWolf 2281]

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A drawing made by a child would be spread around the notice boards of Arcas calling females to the Belka Tournament, a small note written below the drawing
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Yu are all invited to compit for de honor of being me mum, the Belka tornament will test yur skills on how to bi a gud mum. This turnament will also test to si if yu will bi a gud wife for me pops Falk. De judges of de turnament will be meself an Dhaen Grandaxe, it will be held in de Tavern in Kal'Evraal and de female compiting will be allowed to drink free juice!

Dere will be no second ur therd plaize, dunt be sad if ye dunnot win de honor of being me mum and me pops woife, ye can foind comfort in nowing dere is a chance yell be me frends. 

Be ready tu compete against thausends of womens for dis honors, bring yer A game. Bi reade tu impress

De tornament will be held in 2 stone days 

((OOC: The "Tournament" will be held wednesday at 6:00 PM EST))

[SoulReapingWolf 2281]

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All the fliers would be painted over and would now look like this. A new note could be found under them.

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“Me Pops told me A could nae troi to foind a mum dis wae, so de festival an turnament as been cancelled, sorry fer de thausand dissapointed lasses dat wished to  becume me mum, ye´ll haf yer chance if ye troi to seduce me pops, is name is Falk Irongut, Clan Father of Clan Irongut, the greatest Elder Clan of de dwarves, he loikes long hikes, farming, a gud pumpkin pie an readin boi de fireplace”
-Magni Irongut