The Rhoswen Haaretz - The Great James II Interview

[Draeris 3124]

[!] A bell would ring in Owynsburg, waking up the residents relatively early. The boy would raise the latest edition of the Rhoswen Haaretz, exclaiming into the town square: 

"Latest Haaretz Latest Haaretz! Adrian sits down with the Pontiff himself! Get your latest Haaretz here!" 

 

You, an intelligent citizen that wishes to be informed, buys a copy for only 5 Minas. As you open up it, up reads: 

 

[VIROS 2915]

James II reads this edition of the The Rhoswent Haaretz over breakfast, as is his custom. Finishing the article, he folds the paper neatly on the table and says to himself "What a charming gentleman that interviewer was."

[Aworldwithoutdanger 19]

Holy Ser Theon takes a copy of the paper from the boy. Finding a comfortable park bench to recline and read he says to himself "what a marvelous topic for the people to read about. Finley the news is taking on worthy topics."

[Fanasty 240]

Lady Charlotte Helvets smiled as she opened the newspaper published by her husband "Dearest, you continue to suprise me!"

[Iudaes 1095]

After having written many letters and started a few more Theses he had planned that day, Cardinal St. Julia shook out his sore and cramping hand, his one and only. The Archbishop, deciding not to take up the quill again, looked upon the bookcases filled with theological works above his desk. Manfried mulled over the thought of picking up one before he frowned, knowing he had read them already over his decade in this small residence at the Basilica, "If only the Pontifical Library was closer, mmph." Nevertheless, he turned to the newspaper recently placed upon his desk by an Acolyte, plucking it up and beginning to read over the interview in his spare time. As he usually did with what he was reading, he had found himself at the end of the interview in his bedroom itself, having been lead there by the few chores he had been doing as he read the contents of the paper. He had finished with a smile, "Good, good. A source of media that portrayed an interviewee well. His Holiness does indeed deserve such recognition after such a long and righteous tenure. Mm.. and perhaps this newspaper does too." Manfried would soon seek out a subscription if possible, praying he didn't have to run all the way to Kaedrin to get the next issue.

[ReveredOwl 5639]

"I think people would rather see active cardinals, the vacant cardinal spot filled, the aengul and dogma contradiction responded to and an active pontiff who does not hide behind a golem or missives, than this ridiculous drivel. Alas so long as Godric reigns over GOD's most holy institution the church will continue to decay with more and more clergymen and cardinals leaving due to the pontiffs neglect." remarked Boniface to Pontian III in the seven skies.

[Draeris 3124]

2 minutes ago, Boniface said:

"I think people would rather see active cardinals, the vacant cardinal spot filled, the aengul and dogma contradiction responded to and an active pontiff who does not hide behind a golem or missives, than this ridiculous drivel. Alas so long as Godric reigns over GOD's most holy institution the church will continue to decay with more and more clergymen and cardinals leaving due to the pontiffs neglect." remarked Boniface to Pontian III in the seven skies.

 

The editors of The Rhoswen Haaretz rejoice at the thought that their newspaper is being read in literal heaven! 

[ReveredOwl 5639]

1 minute ago, Draeris said:

 

The editors of The Rhoswen Haaretz rejoice at the thought that their newspaper is being read in literal heaven! 

Writings from the vile and wretched do not make it to the virtuous in the seven skies, he instead heard of the writing, that makes Adrian's nose turn brown and stinky, from a recently passed soul who read the missive and dried of frustration and a broken heart having been abandoned by the spiritual authority of the church.

[Ademar 33]

9 hours ago, Boniface said:

Writings from the vile and wretched do not make it to the virtuous in the seven skies, he instead heard of the writing, that makes Adrian's nose turn brown and stinky, from a recently passed soul who read the missive and dried of frustration and a broken heart having been abandoned by the spiritual authority of the church.

Correct, vile and wretched literature reach into the void, in its very darkest corners, where you Friar Boniface the human embodiment of Iblees' ugly second cousin creep in. Leave us be at last you utter buffoon!