Mandatory Gravel Service

[Shorsand 2006]

TUESDAY IS MANDATORY GRAVEL DAY

 

 

 

The Lordship of Du Loc

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Pictured: Two jubilant gravel miners after a hard day's work in the Du Loc Quarry!

 

BY ORDER OF LORD QUENTIN BRAE OF DU LOC, FIRST OF HIS NAME:

 

IN ORDER TO MEET INCREASED AND ANTICIPATED DEMAND OF DU LOC GRAVEL PRODUCTS, GRAVEL CUISINE, AND GRAVEL ACCESSORIES, THE LORDSHIP AND BRAECORP IS HEREBY MANDATING

THAT FROM THIS POINT FORWARD

CITIZENS OF DU LOC WILL BE MANDATED TO WORK THE GRAVEL PITS ON TUESDAY OF EVERY WEEK,  ACCUMULATING NO MORE THAN FIFTY (50) STONE WORTH OF GRAVEL TO SHIP.

LABOR WILL BE CONTINGENT ON CITIZENSHIP IN THE LORDSHIP OF DU LOC.

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN THE POTENTIAL FOLLOWING PUNISHMENTS:

 

- FORCED TO SOCIALIZE WITH LORD BRAE FOR NO LESS THAN TWO SAINT HOURS

- FORCED TO LISTEN TO LORD BRAE'S POETRY FOR NO LESS THAN TEN SAINT MINUTES

- EXTRADITION TO GIBSCO FOR LABOR

- OTHER PUNISHMENTS AS DEEMED NECESSARY

 

 

THIS MANDATE IS IN EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.

ALL HAIL THE LORDSHIP.

BUY GRAVEL BALLS TODAY!

 

 

 

Penned,

Lord Q.C. Brae the First of Du Loc

 

 

 

[VoidandNull 355]

"I LOVE GRAVEL SO MUCH!" Says a Nu Loc citizen, who is a hard, dedicated worker to the gravel mines. He feeds his wife and kids rocks each day so they can too, enjoy the gravel he makes. Thank god for BRAECORP!

[Jentos 9422]

A wretching, ashen skinned man cried out in pain after another line of pure Nu Locian gravel.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

"I want a religious exemption," said Father Paco, age 95-96

[Ender_Panda13 78]

The dwed laughs at the measely 'quota' mandated by Lord Brae.

"Onleh fifty pieces? Ha! Does tha' lord not know sum ov his people are dwed?"

The dwarf runs his hands together, eyeing his trusty spade.

"ets toime ta mine."

[Slorbin 2932]

Aether frowns, a hand on the two young Sorvian's shoulders. "I have to take care of these young babies. The gravel mines..? Surely you jest!"

[greygre 259]

"I will probably not do this." Says an Adunian scholar, not doing this.

[wowj 9747]

Evaristus stares at the ceiling for 12 hours. "This is sleep."

[colovian fur 8360]

The Mandatory Gravel Service Mandate is proudly sponsored by Gibsco with the wax seal of the Boppin Scrib.

 

The following statement is from our CEO, Gib.

 

"Gravel is good."

 

And always remember, If it's not Gib's, It's not good!