Based1Salmon 263 Share Posted February 25, 2022 The devil went down to Orenia, he was lookin' for a wig to steal He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind And he was willin' to make a deal When he came across this young egirl sawin' on a skin editor and creatin' em hot And the devil jumped up on a ISA vet’s arm stump And said, "girl, let me tell you what" "I guess you didn't know it but I'm a mineman skinner too And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you Now you make a pretty good wig, egirl But give the devil his due I'll bet a latte of gold against your soul 'Cause I think I'm better than you" The egirl said, "my name's Rattus and it might be a sin But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best there's ever been" Rattus, drink your redbull and play your minecraft hard 'Cause Hell's broke loose in Orenia, and the devil deals the cards And if you win, you get this shiny latte made with gold But if you lose, the devil gets your soul The devil opened up his browser and he said, "I'll start this show" And cringe flew from his fingertips as he made the catgirl skin gallery grow And he made that base skin with catgirl ears And it made a evil hiss Then a band of ferryman joined in And it sounded something like this *slide whistle solo* When the devil finished, Rattus said, "well, you're pretty shit, ol'son But sit down in that chair right there And let me show you how it's done" "Fire at the MoJ building" run girls, run The devil's in the House of the Failing Pun Skinners in the ballroom pickin out a ho Eryane does your mineman husband bite? No, child, no The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat And he laid that golden latte on the desk at Rathammer’'s mid Rattus said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I done told you once you son of a *****, I'm the best that's ever been" 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattussmackus 597 Share Posted February 25, 2022 beautiful, i especially like my name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Based1Salmon 263 Author Share Posted February 25, 2022 50 Mina to whoever sends me the best version of this being sung, 75 if it has the slide whistle solo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramon 3966 Share Posted February 25, 2022 I have so many questions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
outcook 724 Share Posted February 25, 2022 I would unironically try to sing this. Let me try it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshBright 2104 Share Posted February 26, 2022 what the ****.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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