WANTED: Malik the Freak

[Cepheid 4304]

THE CELIANOR COURT

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WANTED POSTER

 

MALIK THE FREAK

SUBJECT 0-X

EMPEROR OF EVIL

 THE DARK GOD

THE OWL

 

The entity – known as Malik the Freak – is hereby wanted by the Prinicipality of Celian’or for the crimes of universal terrorism, partaking in dark sorceries, and threatening worldly balance. He is no longer allowed in the lands, and a special-forces is being mobilised in order to contain this threat. However, no containment procedure has been implemented due to being unaware of the current nature of this entity – classified as High Threat. 

 

First noticed in the Kingdom of Haense, S(0-X) was seen conjuring a large polar-bear sized plushie into the courtroom of the palace and entertaining Hansei children.    A group of scouts from the Celia’diraar have noticed a flock of barn-owls appear around S-0X wherever it goes, though not blatantly in its face or surrounding, normally obscured behind a building, rooftop or lamp-post.    These owl(s) – dubbed S(0-1X) – seem to depart once the anomaly, S(0-X) has left the scene. All posters entertained by S(0-X) with challenges, puzzles and business, seem to be plastered with the sigil of an owl.

SUBJECT 0-1X ‘BARN OWL’

 

Furthermore, S(0-1X) has also appeared in the form of a robot, being crafted by an unknown metal, and sitting on the shoulder of S(0-X). However, this is a rare occurrence and does not happen frequently. For now, S(0-1X) is believed to be a pet. 

 

The oil-lamp seems to be accustomed to S(0-X). It is a simple oil-lamp that is violet-purple in colour, dressed with ancient hieroglyphics.    During EVENT-1, S(0-X) was seen collapsing into the oil-lamp and being thrown off into the night-sky, disappearing into the stars. It seems that S(0-2X) works as a valid containment for the entity, though it only acts as temporary confinement, as S(0-X) is usually seen walking outside afterwards.   Not much else is known about S(0-2X), outside of its weird properties

SUBJECT 0-2X ‘OIL LAMP’

 

to hold items. S(0-2X) has been witnessed to sweep in common, mundane objects into the oil-lamp, such as blunts used to smoke, and so on. This same oil-lamp was found in the sandy dunes near the Fakhr Oasis by [will not be named] who described the immediate appearance of a large, humanoid oil. [will not be named] is no longer in this world, and is unable to give any more details. For now, S(0-2X) is believed to be an infinite backpack. 

 

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EVENT-1 

Unclassified information is withheld in this document, to be distributed to the general populace without breaching the safety of the Principality of Celia’nor. During E-1, the entity — S(0-X) – was seen in conflict with two anomalies present, one being of an infant child with wraps around his face, and a woman of distinguishable skin colour. For the clarity of this document, the infant-child with wraps will be referred to as V-1, and the woman will be referred to as V-2. 

 

During the brawl, S(0-X) was seen using some form of telekinesis in order to choke V-2 in the air, and then forcing her backwards. Furthermore, V-1 was seen hiding behind a cart, referring to some usage of a ‘staff’ that may be considered as another anomaly in research. 

 

S(0-X) was seen being punted violently into the stomach by the staff, which caused his ligaments to begin tearing, and his rib-cage to shatter open. These mortal wounds normally lead to laborious breathing and are considered near-death conditions. S(0-X) was then struck by the staff once more.

 

Upon being struck, S(0-X) was seen collapsing into the ground in fumes of mist, with the spontaneous appearance of S(0-2X) containing the entity. V-2 was seen using inhumane strength to violently throw S(0-X) into the skies, disappearing into what seems to be the cosmos. 

 

NOTES:-

Spoiler

★ S(0-X) has anomalous friends that go beyond normal sorcery, possibly being connected or being faux, in-disguise Aengudaemons playing in the world.

★ S(0-X) displayed behaviours similar to worldly Drakaars and Dragaars, that disguise themselves as mortals and display high-level sorcery. 

★ S(0-X) makes comments throughout E-1 about historic lands, possibly connoting that its existence is ancient. 

★ S(0-X) makes references to being ‘godly’, no research has been initiated into pagan religions to identify any similarities. 

★ The appearance of S(0-2X) is random and does not seem to have any pattern. It is clear that S(0-2X) can be held by others. 

★ S(0-X) drapes itself in a black-cloak when in combat, with large, bulging, veiny eyes. It seems to do this in order to obscure its body. 

★ S(0-X) makes comments about leading a Dark Empire, however no territory has been identified with such a name, nor has any Empire surfaced. There is a possibility that this Empire may have territories outside of the continent, or may be from an entirely different world.

★ V-1 and V-2 to be researched as possible anomalies classified as mythological entities, unknown Aengudaemon, Mani, Spirits, or Deities. 

 

EVENT-2 

Unclassified information is withheld in this document, to be distributed to the general populace without breaching the safety of the Principality of Celia’nor. However, certain details will be removed in order to be researched. During E-2, the entity – S(0-X) – was seen by scouts of the Celia’diraar wandering  the FAKHR OASIS in the two-hundred metre range from where S(0-2X) was last located. 

 

S(0-X) was seen sitting on a floating carpet that hovered a few feet off the ground, as if waiting for somebody. Eventually, a large, ebon-black hole opened into the air, and numerous lidless eyes were seen in the darkness. After what seemed to be an obscured, short-conversation, the portal collapsed and S(0-X) flew off into the sky on his floating carpet.

 

NOTES:-

Spoiler

★ S(0-X) appears to hold other magical artefacts in its possession, though lack any fundamental research to be provided an appropriate tag or classification. The floating-carpet seems to act as a mode of transport and a chair for S(0-X), commonly witnessed to be sickened by the presence of sand.

★ S(0-X) has shown signs of universal terrorism by opening an unknown hole into the abyss. This act of universal terrorism threatens breaches of unknown creatures onto the world. The entities within the alleged portal are currently unknown, but due to the cliched nature of lidless eyes, most likely determine them to be unfriendly.

★ S(0-X) is able to fly, which is a trait common amongst higher-beings. 

 

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SUBJECT 0-X

‘MALIK’

 

ENTRY-1

S(0-X) appears to be a male humanoid standing at five feet and seven inches tall, having a similar appearance to the native farfolk khadarsi. He is seen wearing expensive garbs, normally silks of gold, or being accustomed to jewellery such as golden rings, diamond beads, and so on.  The most distinguishable sign of S(0-X) is his white dread-locks, all covered in different-hued beads that also seem to be gemstones. 

 

S(0-X) shows signs of a normal functioning mortal, having been witnessed eating food, drinking water and alcohol, and sleeping. He also communicates in the same language as most humans do, and tends to exude the same tendencies and behaviours of an old, aged-man. 

 

However, S(0-X) is extremely cocky and selfish in nature. From numerous conversations made by Celia’diraar agents, he will always belittle the adjacent person if they seem to show more confidence than him, or think themselves higher than him. In certain instances, S(0-X) will be as blatant as to refer to himself as a KING, EMPEROR and GOD. When in a bout of rage, S(0-X) will confidently tell others that he is ‘beyond their comprehension’ and will usually commit actions such as flexing his muscles in order to flaunt his ‘omnipotence’.

 

S(0-X) does – when finding interest in someone – make attempts to play games with them, such as quizzes, puzzles, or common child-themed games such as hide-and-seek or a game frequently known as MALIK FOUR. 

 

S(0-X) is regularly seen doing tasks or performances out of the ordinary scope of mortal-men. He has been witnessed to have a flock of blue-birds surrounding his head when being dazed, or removing his own nose and glueing it back on. Furthermore, he has shown signs of a typical magician, such as pulling rabbits out of his hat, or pursuing women by conjuring a bouquet of flowers.

 

 There are theories to suggest that S(0-X) may simply be a weak magician that plays tricks on others, but some theories suggest that S(0-X) downplays his powers in order to fool others into thinking he is weak, when actually being a cosmic entity at large. For now, S(0-X) will be classified as a high-risk deity-class magician. 

 

All future sightings of MALIK should be sent by aviary to the Celian’or Government.

Please do not approach the entity yourself.

 

All future sightings of a DARK EMPIRE should be sent by aviary to the Celian’or Government. 

Please do not approach them yourself.

 

If MALIK is witnessed in the territories of the Principality of Celia’nor, please report this matter to the Celia’diraar. 

[Morigung-oog 5697]

Valindra lamented as one of her many favoured ‘comic relief’ individuals was cast out.

[Valannor 6405]

A Lonesome Keeper scoffs at the notion that Malik the Freak, a god amongst men and favored ally in the war against darkness, could ever be as villainous as the missive proclaimed! This was clearly an attempt by western despots to despoil the reputation and good fortune of Malik, and nothing more... right? 

 

Right?

[wowj 9760]

"Nub wae." spoke Grizhec the disfigured ork.

[milksoda 2884]

V-2 flexes.