THE FIRST BARK OF PUP

[Ark 2835]

*A small note of paper would be found on the trails somewhere in the Heartlands, if read, it would read:"

 

Hello my loyal readers, this is Barrett from the frontlines of the Petra conflict. 

 

These are the facts that I have gathered so far:

• The archduchess is sleeping with a Haensemen
• All of the people of Petra support the Archduke
• But the Cheater side has lots of good lawyers
• There will likely be a battle soon

 

Barrett, signing out. 

PUP

[koanda 620]

A loyal subscriber gave the post two thumbs up. "Informative."

[alexmagus 959]

An uninformed woman reads the missive, nodding as she is swiftly brought up to speed upon the happenings of the realm.

[AnimeWolf0080 1509]

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I will upvote for the boiz. That is all, go drink some water.

 

[Ark 2835]

7 minutes ago, AnimeWolf0080 said:

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I will upvote for the boiz. That is all, go drink some water.

 

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grabbed some water, thank you for reminding me!

 

[Guest]

"Thank you Barrett," said the PRF Commander Paul, tacking it to his noticeboard for his troops to see. It was an accurate recounting of the situation by and far, though he snubbed his nose at the words "sleeping with Haenseman". 

[EmiliainWonderland 2309]

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A great unbiased post, cheers Ark! (Even though you never remember me)

 

Well slightly biased, but informative on summing up what happened thus far.

 

[annabanana1014 2084]

A loyalist of Petra would be in support of this message.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

A seething priest tacks PUP's name to the list of people who have insinuated his first cousin (once removed) was a floosey.

 

"Ju gon' get yer's comin' ese...." The priest traces the Lorraine on himself and loaded his crossbow in preparation to pay the reporter a visit in his (GTA V ONLINE GAMER) rage.