REGARDING VALYRIS

[Laeonathan 5889]

 

Regarding Valyris

 

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[!] A picture of the pink fluffy unicorn claiming to be an elf was here.

(Art by: Amy_Art)

 

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I, Raziel Aevaris can no longer be silent about what is happening. Too many vile rumors are going around, yet only one stands true: Valyris I., husband of Indris Ibarellan is indeed a vile creature. When I was walking the palace grounds at night, I had to witness the worst and scariest of scenes:

 

Valyris turned into a 20 feet tall pink fluffy unicorn and started eating people.

 

I could only deny such and keep such a secret under the pressure applied to me - but now that the truth is coming out, I may speak freely.

 

ilMaehr’sae Ilkun’eya - down with the pink flully unicorn!

 

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ay’pueran,

Raziel Aevaris, two-times member of the Celianorian Council

[MC_Celina 183]

Aywinn started wheezing as she began to read, through her weezing you could hear her trying to speak: "HE ACTUALLY DID IT." it sounded like she had smoked 60 packs of siggies

[Cepheid 4304]

Just now, MC_Celina said:

Aywinn started wheezing as she began to read, through her weezing you could hear her trying to speak: "HE ACTUALLY DID IT." it sounded like she had smoked 60 packs of siggies

Valyris cackled alongside Aywinn at the missive read, wheezing to catch her breath.

[_Sheylo_ 1177]

A high elf gently scratches his head, "So I suppose their nation is just as much of a joke as their leader.. Very funny."

[lemonke 6014]

"NO." Cried the elder in defeat. How could she win against the mighty Valyris who turned into a 20 feet tall pink fluffy unicorn and started eating people.

 

"It's jover...."

[growingivy 3382]

Cresence begins writing notes for the Tribune.

[PanicZealot 648]

Devrick buckled over laughing while wiping away tears "Just when I'd thought I'd seen it all!"

[Morigung-oog 5697]

"It's true. She also belched up a rainbow." Valindra commented one day as she read the missive in the centre of town, the gremlin basking in the chaos that unfolded.

[Orphvius 482]

“By the stars, Her majesty is such a slay, so fierce!” An Oracle howls into the night