The Dread-not Bigtop's BIG SHOW!!!

[Showlocke 90]

[!] Before you, surrounded by SEVERAL duplicates, would be a very bright poster. It would almost be annoying, how many there were. But you cannot deny the posters ability to draw your attention.

 Guys, Gals, and ALL my other pals, You are hereby CORDIALLY INVITED to the FIRST (In the realm of Aevos) PERFORMANCE At your Local (And best) Circus.

Looking for a place to take your special someone? What a better way to treat them to a lovely date, by laughing at some clowns, and feeling the THRILLS of acrobatics?!
Give us a chance!

Want to take your kids somewhere where they won't be griping at you for an extended period of time?
Let us draw their attention!

Wanna experience something NEW and PROJECT YOURSELF into what we're doing as trained professionals in order to create an idealistic version of what circus life may or may not actually be like in reality??
I KNOW A PLACE.

AND THAT PLACE IS: Directly north of Nor'asaths walls, right across from the smelly Bard Caravan. We've been humbily allowed as a Vassal of entertainment within their borders.
NOT ONLY THAT, But our admission fee is a LOW LOW PRICE of 10 mina per person! That's right! You can bring you AND your partner for just a years worth of Salary!
Don't forget to save some Mina for the concessions! Food will be provided!

WHEN?! Sunday the 3rd at 1est


[!] Below the main text on the poster, would be VERY small text that was bunched together with very little spaces between each letter, written with ink that looked like it was fading.

Showlockeandhisaffiliatesarenotresponsibletoanyinjuriesoraccidentsthathappenduringperformance.ifyouoralovedoneisharmedbyanyofouracts,itiscoveredwithinourlegalrightstonotoweyouadime.theshowmustgoonastheysay.whilewedon'tintendforanyaccidentstohappen,thisisanoccurancethatmayormaynothappenduringcertaineventsoftheshow.norefundsforanyfoodthatmaycauseillnessesfromtoomuchsugarorconsumption,oranydissatisfactionorreasoningfornotenjoyingtheshow.alldarkspawnarebannedfromthepremesis.Cheeseisnotprovidedforthefood,anddoescostextra.

WE'RE SO EXCITED TO HAVE YOU!

[AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1095]

"A....circus? How...hah...hehe...How laughably droll! HAH!" The mechanical lord crackled with laughter in his modulated voice, tossing the missive aside in true fashion. A professional indeed at not having fun.

[Turbo_Dog 3570]

5 minutes ago, Showlocke said:

alldarkspawnarebannedfromthepremesis

A demon most foul had in has hands a copy of the bright poster. As he began to eat it from the bottom wording he could not read “Show show make good poster yum yum.” The darkspawn babbled as he ate one of the many posters 

[UniBearse 922]

"It's show time little Ren!" a wood elf would cheerfully say to his monkey partner

[Showlocke 90]

Edited to include date, whoopsies lmao

[rathat 868]

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[salamanderfantasy 1340]

Honk honk!