Vilebranch 280 Share Posted October 30, 2023 (edited) THE COUP UNBLOODED Spoiler Behold our great triumph, behold our great JYHAD. Soon, all the world shall know what is righteous. All the world shall know what is just. All the world shall know what the ILZGUL would will. May all know that the coward KYBAL'AKAAL has turned his back upon TWO honorable challenges. What a Rex he must be. What an URUK he must be. To believe himself so far above the stature of his equals. What orc would hide behind the excuse of legalism and bureaucracy to deny a fight? Has he lost the hot blood of KRUG? Has he lost the blessing of Ram's favored, LEYD? It is not enough to merely bear horns, one must USE THEM! THE HONORABLE REX-CLAIMANT GRUBNAKH AND HIS BAND OF NOBLE WARRIORS May all who would venture to read know that on this day, upon hearing the Rex's open rejection of ancient law, the Clans LAK and UGLUK joined their hands in sacking the Klamor Hall of San'Briu as each of the once proud Gothim ran away one by one. Our bands were joined by the combined forces of those loyal vassals of Sulianpoli and the Friedrichian Band. Even the loyal and TRUE blood of Clan Mog offered their service in battle. Tell me, what temperament of Rex would incite his own sworn vassals and clans into rebellion? Cowardice? Weakness? Tyranny? The urukim gather around to hear the words of their BULLGOTH. Their oldest and wisest brother. Their REX! I HAVE A DREAM! It is a dream deeply rooted in the Krugmenistani. For it is known in his very blood. His very being. I have a dream that every uruk will rise up and live by our ancient creed: MIGHT MAKES RIGHT I have a dream, that one day when all blood has been drained of the ignoble Akaal, we will again stand united with those many who were led astray. We will fight each other, we will bleed upon eachother, and we may even die upon eachother. But we will do it knowing that the ILZGUL have willed it so! Not by the will of a legalist! Not by the will of a burzhom! But by the will of our own raw spirit! I have a dream that within every uruk lies the true spirit of a Rex! One which would never tell a lie! One which would never run from a fight! One which would have the tenacity and stubbornness to follow his ideals until his death! TELL ME NOW, KRUGMAR! WHAT URUK ARE YOU? BULLGOTH SKORKON’UGLUK REX CLAIMANT, OB THE HILLS AGH PLAINSTZAKZTAR-ELAN, THE BURNING LANDTHE BRAZEN BULL OF QARKAHLABYRINTH-DWELLER TO THE BRONZE BANDHA-QARKAH HA-URUK, Edited October 30, 2023 by Vilebranch 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azukazi Khuzai 138 Share Posted October 30, 2023 "HA-QARKAH! Noble Skorkon! PURE Skorkon! Leaders would have flown to ruinous temptations, and oh how the leaders did! Just as we rose our spears to free the High Ward Haelun'or of the clutches of the dark sorority, so will we be free of what tarnishes the holy land. May the bull! Great Skorkon'Ugluk, denied of STARGUSH, show the brothers what it means to be a real brudda, to have honour once more! To be mighty! KRUGMAR IGNE'SAE!!" A hoplite, who has defended his home city and the holy lands for a hundred years polishes the scales of his finest panoply. If it is time for brother war, then may it be done as krug and horen. Quick. With mercy. Before Akaal brings ruin to krugmenistan. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jihnyny 2572 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Grimruk’Lur ponders within his Lur goi. He strokes his chin, looking at his younger son training within their camp. “Tradition…” The Uruk grumbled, his mind racing. The shadow of Rohauric leaving a cold atop his back. He looked to his side where the great mountain was now being replaced by a vassal that once used to be voidal. He left out a sigh, taking his gaze to look upon Sulianapoli. “Or nub’orkz…” He pinched his chin, undeciding of his decision. The soon to be Wargoth and now Chieftain of the clan rose, leaving his son to train, and sought to find Skorkon’Ugluk. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High_On_Math 399 Share Posted October 30, 2023 (edited) LMAO "I have a dream!" - Bullgoth Luther King Jr., 2023 Edited October 30, 2023 by High_On_Math 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteppeNomad 1552 Share Posted October 30, 2023 "HAIL! TRUTH! HA-QARKAH! IT WAS REVEALED! The TRVE DREAM of reality! Of the brothers four! I have a dream that one day down in Krugmenistan with its vicious impures, with its Rex having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, one day right down in Krugmenistan Bronze lads will be able to once more join hands with little uruk boyz and sistas as bruddas. I have a dream today. I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord of Purity shall be revealed, and all mere flesh shall see it together. Hail victory! Skorkon ugluk! My oldest brudda! For we are on the right side of history! for we may raise our spikes and know truly that we have done NO wrong!" Stands proud Pamphilos, Anax of Sulianpoli the Blessed Cihi 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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