ColdestPepsi 1176 Share Posted November 18, 2023 THE PETRAN PIECE Vol. 2 Issued and averred by Mayor Elect AIMO OF ASTOR Demons Abound A most worrying occurrence has happened within our great city. A demon has appeared, though it is no longer here anymore the people of the Commonwealth must remain vigilant and stalwart against such things. As such there are a few tips which ought to be shared around to the people. It is advised that one’s skin must be fully covered, with goggles possibly even in order to make sure the eyes are not hit. A wall of steel with range is also advised, spears, halberd, and whatever else behind shields. Further, it is also recommended that one should not try and fight one also, that in every point possible it should be fought by a larger force so as to wear it down from attacks on all sides. Beware the smell of brimstone, for it heralds the arrival of one. Abdication Since the last Petran Piece there has been much to talk about. One such thing is that of the abdication of the Lioness Renilde I. Such was a somber occasion for all gathered, for the Queen kept relative peace throughout many years of the realm. It is no doubt to those loyal to the Realm of Petra that the Lioness has earned her rest. Giant Spider and Manspider? A man dressed in red and blue has been spotted with a spider symbol on their chest within Petra. Should one see them I advise caution on approaching them, we know not yet what their intention is. Then later on the court was attacked by giant spiders, it could be coincidence but with the current goings on in the world who truly knows? Until then, I want more sketches of manspider! [!] A picture of the potential manspider An Interview with Catherine I at age 10 Interviewer: So, how are you adjusting to the change? Catherine I: You see, I’d say rather well. I have began to compartmentalize myself between Queen and child. I invited the Palatine of Haense into my treehouse for a meeting the other day, I must do my duty to both my country, and my childhood. Interviewer: So you would say that besides for your age you were prepared properly to undertake your duties? Catherine I: Absolutely not. Interviewer: Care to elaborate? Catherine I: I’m not too sure, there’s not really a guidebook. I was given this strange pamphlet by my grandmother that had something to do with being good, but that’s besides the point. I went to a lot of meetings, but I'm not really sure I paid attention enough at most of them. Interviewer: Well, if you only got a pamphlet from your grandmother dealing with something good to help guide you, what qualities do you think you have which will aid you well in your rule? Catherine I: Well, you see, I am honest and scared. So I think I’ll be good. Because if I’m scared, then I’ll try to do my best, and if I'm honest, then people can trust that I’m trying my best. Interviewer: Well, do you have anything you’d like to state to have be put in the Petran Piece? Anything you might want. Catherine I: I want friends. Please tell families that they need to come live in Petra so that I can be friends with their children. I am lonely. Catriona’s Comics [!] A depiction of the former Queen Renilde enjoying her favorite hobby Aimo’s Astoran Word of the Volume Sol: Day/Light Upcoming Garmont Bills As of current, there are no more Garmont bills as of this Petran Piece’s publication. The Petran Piece wishes all whom are running for elected positions the best of luck. Ask the Mayor Question: Have you sold houses? Answer: No, I am not a steward. Question: Has the settlement of Solland had a noticeable impact on the Petran Trout population, either positive or negative? Answer: I would be concerned if it were having an impact on the Petran Trout population. They are landlocked and part of the idea is farmsteads so to try and overfish the river would be of notable concern. As of yet there has been no effect though. Advertisements Are you a teenager? Do you have lack of all to do with your day? Then does this paper have the prospect for you! The queen is lonely, her station is one which demands much and needs people to support her. For a potentially limited time YOU could possibly be the Queen of Petra’s friend! PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE, Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor, Knight Commander of the Petrine Laurel 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle 3315 Share Posted November 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, ColdestPepsi said: Aimo’s Astoran Word of the Volume Sol: Day/Light Marisol gasped at the Word of the Volume, "They mentioned my name!" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaerie 3747 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Queen Catherine I, the master artist of the Petran Piece Paper, truly hopes that people listen to her advertisement. She also hopes that her Grandmother enjoys the picture she drew of the retirement! "Thank you Aimo, for helping me find friends!" 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petsch2k 1851 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Sigismund von Theonus would nod as he smoked a cigar "I need to find the Queen friends, even if it's by steel." With that, the old warrior set out into the countryside looking for peasants . . . 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructokeith 1142 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Artel finds the newest copy of The Petran Piece still within the news room right across from his office "ah, another amazing work from our mighty mayor" he smiles, reading it over as he walks back across the hall to his office 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMojoMordor 2413 Share Posted November 18, 2023 (edited) Gob Ztabba-Zniffa is sadly illiterate in common, thinking the Kub-Rex is sad that her grandmother has been tricked by a local drug dealer to get into some heavy drugs! He sharpens his teeth and fills a bucket with water - ready to doze Renilde and give 'the talk'. Edited November 18, 2023 by MrMojoMordor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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