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A Dúnwen Public Safety Announcement: Trample-Proof your Flowers!

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[!] A notice is hung up on the Dúnwen Noticeboard

Protect Your Flowers!

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Large quantities of soldiers may be marching through our fair and pristine shire with the oncoming big-folk wars! In order to protect your property from being trampled upon by uncouth and smelly soldiers, build barriers all around your most prized things! Hide all of your family heirlooms (Knox knows that soldiers don't know how to keep to themselves!) and never under any circumstances invite a foreign soldier into your burrow!

 

Stay safe! Stay Vigilant!

 

-Mimosa Applefoot

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Kristoff var Ruthern ensures that each soldier is to avoid marching on any flowers or fields for the halflings, "Whatever you walk over replant!"

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[!] A letter would arrive, addressed to the inhabitants of Dúnwen.

 



Noble shire-folk,

You have my sincerest apologies in advance for any damage wrought upon your beautiful countryside.

For every flower trampled, I shall see to it two more grow in their place.

 

My gardening gloves are packed.
 



Signed,

His Royal Highness, John Casimir, Prince of Monterosa and Duke of Atrus

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