In response to the Pumpkin Crusade

[DizzyGrey 1229]

 

In response to the Pumpkin Crusade

Issued at Year 198 of the Second Age

 

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There is little to be said with this egregious betrayal of the Serene State’s confidence. To be marched upon by those we had strode to defend from the aggression of the Khanate, under pretenses that could have been discussed in private and incorporated within Our inquisition, is little more than an act of high cowardice. Perhaps one viewed as typical of the realm of the shire.

 

But nevertheless We see that the ways of war are that which even those of Dunwen partake, and shall answer in kind. Once, our weapons were united in defence of your home. Now, Lurin shall soundly defeat all that attempt to take our land.

 

Our demands upon victory are as such:

A halt to all Halfling aggression upon The Serene State.

The deliverance of the Halfling that has been slandering Our good name through accusations of darkspawn association.

 

Finally, and most importantly, in the effort to spare lives and resources best dedicated towards greater threats, the Silver Lubba broaches an offer of righteous single combat to determine the victor of this war:

The Grand Shogging Tournament.

Victor shall forever be known as the nation with the greatest Shoggers.

 

ETERNAL WE STAND, ESHTAEL KEEPS BALANCE

 

 

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signed,

Narithen Uialben

The Silver Lubba

 

[Laeonathan 5898]

"If you get invaded by halflings and take it serious it really says something about you," Concluded Father Montfort.

[salamanderfantasy 1341]

2 minutes ago, Laeonathan said:

"If you get invaded by halflings and take it serious it really says something about you," Concluded Father Montfort.

[!] But why would they not take it seriously, for just this morn a Lurinite Spy reported this depiction of the brave soldiers of Knox already preparing for battle.

 

 

[Nimbus_Strike 271]

A mali’fenn begins to prepare pie crusts for the great shogging that will come… And for the pumpkins Lurin shall attain from the halflings as spoils of war. 

 

“They shall be given a good shogging.”

[Jaslaw 602]

"I love the halflings." *Said the lunarite, which just could not bring himself to hate those silly lil guys.*

[Weebmaster36 390]

After having met WITH the halfling king, whilst he was scouting, Crowley stared at the missive. "What the- ? Shogging? Is this going to be drinking or pushing each other off of logs?" The elf was utterly confused.