rex klomp Honor Blahz 'n Akt'nz

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[!] Yet another missive would find itself spread across all of Aevos, the writer seems to be passionate enough to write this as clearly as can be for all to read [!]

Honor Speaks in Actions

Penned by Varn, The Scholar, In the Year of Our Lord, 1999

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An munth haz pazz’d agh nub even a blah ‘r missive frum da Rexkhan, while magh ob lat wyll blah dat he iz focuz’d on da upkomin’ invasion upon da Rexdom ob Vortice, dis nubthin’ mor dan anothah exkuz out ob da duzenz dat da Khanate haz given fur itz rezon tu Wagh. Whyl dey blah dat dey konvert tu da Tru Fayth ob Da Kanon, Mi kannub accept dat dey hab fur-gon der eras-old traditionz ob Zpiritualizm agh Shomo. Fur lat kannub break frum a tradition dat haz been ingrayn’d ‘ntu a kulture goin’ az far back az da Anz Rex Krug, who ‘n annals ob Urukim hiztoreh, iz gruk’n tu all wyth’n da Uzg akross da generations az Shomo Rex Krug.

 

Whyl Mi du nub b’leve ‘n diz pagan fayth, az Mi am an ob da anz Kanonizt Urukz who zout out tu learn of da Holeh Zkrollz, tu learn wub REX GOTT haz ‘n ztore fur all ob uz. Dat iz why Mi red all four ob da Holeh Zkrollz: Virtue, Zpirit, Gozpel, agh Auzpice fur ALL ob da zkrollz teach uz zomtin’ agh wi muz apply it tu our lyvez ‘n da prezent.

 

Wen Mi hurd dat da Uzg had grovel’d agh begg’d b’fure da layt High Pontiff Caius I - may he observe da flock frum da Zeven Zkies - Mi wuz fyll’d wyth both joy agh angeh; Mi hab da highes’ respect fur da layt High Pontiff fur mi layt lifemate, Scrap - may izi rest ‘n peace ‘n da Zeven Zkies - wuz employ’d undah da Ducal Blarg ob Barclay wen dey were ztill land’d ‘n Haense but az Uruk, wi du nub flee frum battle az it wud dizhonor da proud legacah ob Popo Krug, zo it kam az odd tu mo dat da proud bruddaz agh ziztahz ob da Iron Uzg cow’rd az a TRU Holeh Kruzade wuz tu kloz ‘n on da zacr’d dezert.

 

Diz kurrent “Holeh” Kruzade iz nibtin’ mor dan zeveral perzonal agendaz frum da rexez ob dez rexdomz b’hynd kloz’d doorz whyl da armiez are indoctrinat’d by Raguel, Auzpice ob Juztice. Da Holeh Momo Church, da inztituton dat mi hold kloz tu mi heart, wizhez tu forcefullah konvert doz ob da pagan faythz by zubjugaton ob der rexdomz agh gruk’n how konverzon tu anothah religus praktiz, az mo am a formeh Zpiritualizt, iz lyk’nd tu karin’ fur a garden, fur it takez tyme until da flowerz reveal der beautiful blozzomz tu da gard’ner.

 

Wyth mi kritisizmz ob da Holeh Momo Church agh da Eaztern Wagh azide, mi now re-focuz on da primareh agh moz important topik ob mi missive, Rexkhan Daahd Lur, az ztat’ed Mi hab nub been d’liver’d a missive ob Yub or Nub ob da Rex Klomp by Daahd Lur. A few queztunz tu da zilent Khan…

 

Wub are lat afraid ob? Mi am nubtin’ mor dan a skolah who wuld be ztudy’n da myriad ob bookz wyth’n mi ztudy dan zav’n mi blargland frum an incompetent agh kow’rdleh warrior.

Wur iz latz pryde? Mi am tu gruk az da Rex ob da Khanate dat lat wuld take pryde agh joy ‘n flat’n a man ob mi opinionz zenzelez wyth latz bare fiztz az aneh othah Uruk wuld.

Who du lat actu’lleh zerve? Mi am ob da gruk’n dat a Rex zhould zerve hiz people fur da betterment ob hiz rexdom but all Mi peep frum lat agh da mizzive, writt’n by Kretz’Ox, dat haz been brought tu mi peep’nz, iz dat lat agh da armi ob da Khanate wuld ratheh be da High Pontiff’z lapdogz den tu kare az da ekonomeh agh populat’n ob latz rexdom dwyndlez. Mi wuld hab to agree wyth da Zquealz’ mizzive abut da Khanate’s relat’nzhip wyth Caurost, DA KHANATE WULD NUB HAB AN ARMI WYTHOUT PADD’N DER FORCEZ WYTH DAT OB DA NUMB’RZ OB BRUDDA MALIN!

 

Rexkhan Daahd Lur, lat hab until da Anh’Dub  [12th] Saint’s Hour (1pm EST/12pm CST OOC Time) tu rezpond wyth latz anz’r. Wyll lat accept da Rex Klomp az magh ob Popo Krug’z kubz hab dun b’fure or wyll lat decline da Rex Klomp agh hold tu da powah dat da tytle ob Rex bringz out ob kow’rdice agh inkompetenzi?

 

Mi du nub kare if da exkuz lat addrezz iz dat “Mi am prepar’n fur Wagh, Mi hab nub tyme fur diz.”, wen chall’ng’d lat are tu addrezz da challengez immediatleh agh wyth all hazte or be azham’d dat lat keep latz lipz zealmd juz tu focuz on a petteh exkuz fur a Wagh.

 

DIZ REX KLOMP IZ NUB ABUUT POWAH, IT IZ ABUUT RETURN’N DA IRON UZG TU WUB IT ONCE WUZ OR FACE OBLIVION OB OUR ERAZ-OLD KULTURE!!!

 

Until den…

 

Zign’d,

Varn, da Zkolah

Zcion ob Klan Gorkil, Honorable Zon ob GOD agh ob Krug

 

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[!] A Blah to Common Translation would be pinned to the missive [!]

A month as passed and not even a word or missive from the Rexkhan, while many of you will say that he is focused on the upcoming invasion upon the Sovereignty of Vortice, this nothing more than another excuse out of the dozens that the Khanate has given for its reason to go to war. While they say that they convert to the True Faith of The Canon, I cannot accept that they have for-gone their eras-old traditions of Spiritualism and Shamanism. For you cannot break from a tradition that has been ingrained into a culture going as far back as the First Rex Krug, who in annals of Orcish history, is known to all within the Horde across the generations as Shaman Rex Krug.

 

While I do not believe in this pagan faith, as I am one of the first Canonist Orcs who sought out to learn of the Holy Scrolls, to learn what REX GOTT has in store for all of us. That is why I read all four of the Holy Scrolls: Virtue, Spirit, Gospel, and Auspice for ALL of the scrolls teach us something and we must apply it to our lives in the present.

 

When I heard that the Horde had groveled and begged before the late High Pontiff Caius I - may he observe the flock from the Seven Skies - I was filled with both joy and anger; I have the highest respect for the late High Pontiff for my late wife, Scrap - may she rest in peace in the Seven Skies - was employed under the Ducal House of Barclay when they were still landed in Haense but as Orcs, we do not flee from battle as it would dishonor the proud legacy of Father Krug, so it came as odd to me that the proud brothers and sisters of the Iron Horde cowered as a TRUE Holy Crusade was to close in on sacred desert.

 

This current “Holy” Crusade is nothing more than several personal agendas from the leaders of these nations behind closed doors while the armies are indoctrinated by Raguel, Auspice of Justice. The Holy Mother Church, the institution that I hold close to my heart, wishes to forcefully convert those of the pagan faiths by subjugation of their nations and knowing how conversion to another religious practice, as I am a former Spiritualist, is likened to caring for a garden, for it takes time until the flowers reveal their beautiful blossoms to the gardener.

 

With my criticisms of the Holy Mother Church and the Eastern War aside, I now re-focus on the primary and most important topic of my missive, Rexkhan Daahd Lur, as stated I have not been delivered a missive of acceptance or denial of the Rex Klomp by Daahd Lur. A few questions to the silent Khan…

 

What are you afraid of? I am nothing more than a scholar who would be studying the myriad of books within my study than saving my homeland from an incompetent and cowardly warrior.

Where is your pride? I am to think as the Rex of the Khanate that you would take pride and joy in beating a man of my opinions senseless with your bare fists as any other Orc would.

Who do you actually serve? I am of the thought that leader should serve his people for the betterment of his nation but all I see from you and the missive, written by Kretz’Ox, that has been brought to my attention, is that you and the army of the Khanate would rather be the High Pontiff’s lapdogs then to care as the economy and population of your nation dwindles. I would have to agree with the Halflings’ missive about the Khanate’s relationship with Caurost, THE KHANATE WOULD NOT HAVE AN ARMY WITHOUT PADDING THEIR FORCES WITH THAT OF THE NUMBERS OF BROTHER MALIN!

 

Rexkhan Daahd Lur, you have twenty and four [24] Saint’s Days (24 OOC hours) to respond with your answer. Will you accept the Rex Klomp as many of Father Krug’s children have done before or will you decline the Rex Klomp and hold to the power that the title of Rex brings out of cowardice and incompetency?

 

I do not care if the excuse you address is that “I am preparing for a war, I have no time for this.”, when challenged you are to address the challenges immediately and with all haste or be ashamed that you keep your lips sealed just to focus on a petty excuse for a war.

 

THIS REX KLOMP IS NOT ABOUT POWER, IT IS ABOUT RETURNING THE IRON HORDE TO WHAT IT ONCE WAS OR FACE OBLIVION OF OUR ERAZ-OLD CULTURE!!!

 

Until then…

 

Signed,

Varn, The Scholar

Scion of Clan Gorkil, Honorable Son of GOD and of Krug

 

[!] An artist’s depiction of the Uruk Scholar training for the Rex Klomp [!]

 

[Tk4522 504]

Uku gags at the idea of orc cannonists. Her mind is cast back to the times of Almeris... brothers crucified  upon wooden crosses positioned along a bridge. 

 

The shaman shuttered. Though the gradual phazing out of the spirits is what worried her.

 

But overall, where was the response of current Rex? What little respect she held for the Khan ebbed away with each day of silence. 

 

Uku's head hung low, ashamed of the blatant fall of her people.  

 

"Ef nubthyng am tuu change, perhabz Mi zhal diztanze mizelf futhur. Mi hold nub aleeganze tuu diz Khan aneewey."

 

Spoiler

#notmyrex

 

[Security_ 2287]

Koruk’Akaal sits within a muddy gutter far beneath a towering city, sorting through their garbage. Finding the missive slightly covered in ketchup, he wipes it off with a fish skeleton. Squinting, he could hardly believe it- “Wub dah zkah.. why iz diz written in blah. Did all dah goboz die?” The thought quickly left him as he found a half eaten apple.

[wolfdwg 2677]

"My khan... they have deployed the sleeper agents...."

 

"It is as if they were activated by an unknown force..."

 

"They squawk louder than crows... strange."

 

Jreg'Gorkil to Daah'Lur

@Sean_VEVO

 

[DrunkPapaBear 2292]

The faithful goblin courrier brings a bunch of missives to the yellah of Raguk, deep in his caves, one of which being this one. The poor gobbo wakes the blund shaman from his slumber and passes him the missive. The elder quickly writes an answer, passes it to the goblin, then return to the sender.

 

To Varn the whitewash

As you surely know, when you decided to leave the fold to live alongside lesser beings, you left behind every honorbound rights of the true urûkhim.

As you surely know, when you began to call the Greater Immortal Spirit Kanon by the name he used to trick Horenkin a milenia ago, you decided to become as insignificant as the worms who fell for lbleez gifts.

You words are empty as a twigg’s skull.

Know your place gaam-golûrk.

 

Signed 

Kaal-Raguk,

yellah of Raguk, 

elder shaman of the Lodge,

Goth of the Horde, druglord of the South