KEEN TO CHAT, KEEN TO RUN

[Pancho 4197]

 

 

KEEN TO CHAT, KEEN TO RUN

Shaken with the might of the Triumvirate, SA 208

 

May it be known to all those who value strength in the world. Last silver day, our fair and white city was beset upon the most cowardly house of Keen and other Grense affiliated raiders. Where cooler heads prevail, an apparent assault had taken place in Grense by one of our soldiers. No evidence was presented, only the blunt tips of their blades. Rather than dealing with it in their nation or settling it diplomatically through envoys, they sought to bring their grievances to our city on account of not having a lawbook or any form of law whatsoever themselves. An ulterior motive is at play by these racist soldiers, they likely could not even tell the difference between a Celianorian or a Haelunorian. This rhetoric has been seen before by Elvendom in the Order of the White Rose.

 

As the limp-sworded soldiers came unto our gates, there stood three notable commanders; Wynn Elaneh’leh ( @Pancho ), Whyll Elanih'leh ( @Hot_Dip), and Whyett Elanih'leh ( @Jogdish_Argamesh ). The house of Keen and the great Ferryman army quivered with fear as they saw the aura of those who stood before them. They began to cry and yell in anger and worry. Their eyes went wide with worry as they yet banged their fists with anger, waking up one soldier named Aelor. They quickly stopped their rhetoric of clipping ears and sacrificing High Elven lives to their God. They ran as quickly as they came. They yelled to fight in the name of their God. Does their God appreciate cowards? As they ran from the city, our barracks was left with the tears of those keen to spout big talk, but then follow it up with little action. There is only one question upon our minds today,

 

Is it easier to spill blood than speak?

 

 

Signed,

elSohaer’ibar of Haelun’or

 

elSohaer’vallel of Haelun’or

 

Spoiler

Please don't break our windows next time. It was unnecessary to grief the build. 

 

 

[growingivy 3382]

Cresence Sythaerin wanders around the Eternal Library, ensuring the windows are unbroken, doors are locked, and the gates are closed. She'd rather not have to clean blood up from those steps again.

[MailC3p 2402]

“The Sillumir prove strong once more” 

 

An Ancient Sillumiran spoke as he wanders into the square, not a drop of blood spilt on this day

[Frank_Dog 808]

From a tavern in Balian the young Falkner sighed. "Folk who attack heathens and cannonist alike, terrorist.... Maybe one day the Kingdoms of Haense and Balian will realize trouble isn't too far away from them."

[DeadraSlayer 419]

Spoiler

That **** joke is wild bro 💣💣💣💥💥💢💢💢💯💯💯💯 Goes hard lol

Also check out this dope ass song 

 

[__Zuko 171]

"Kae'leh sil ito ay'Haelun'or" the Prehistoric Sillumir said looking at the fixed windows

[Samler 1564]

Ibar'siol shook his head lightly at the reading of the missive, dissapointment of the humans was hidden by his mask.

[BlauRps 545]

A man clad in armor of black, The Dawnservant, would get his hands on the missive and gives a look of disgust as he read about what the men of Keen and Grense did to a neutral nation. “And now they think those of the Canonist belief sacrifice others in the name of GOD…? The Holy Regency is made up of nothing more than heretics wearing the mask of good-faring Canonists.. CHANGE and REFORM needs to be made soon or else GOD will surely close the gates of the Seven Skies to the truly faithful…” The Templar spoke to himself before going to his desk to start writing.

 

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The short Kha’Cheetrah of Vortice, Xinan, would get his hands on a copy and smile the sun’s smile from his maw at what had occurred between the Silver Empire and the Canonists “This should show Canonists ne to mess with neutral nations that ne want war… but Canonists are hardheaded folk, so they ne listen to own common sense.” He spoke to himself with a soft huff, still bitter about losing his home during the war.

[HeyitsNano 1582]

"Those damned Keens!" yelled Atticus Keen, Keen of Keens, as he rescued a peasant from nearing elvedom!

[Legoclub22 122]

A Knight read the post, laughing all the while. "Ser Jones, what the hell is a Snailorinian? Or however you read this here..." 

As he continued reading, his laughter became far louder and more boisterous. "Why do all three of them have the same name, is this a joke? Bahaha! By Puremont, Jones, this is the silliest work of fiction I have ever read! Do you suppose the elves know what war is, or are they still conducting their silly little theater plays?"  He sputtered out before eruption in hysterical cackling. 

"Oh, by the Skies! Anyway..."  He muttered, taking the missive and reaching behind himself. "Not really funny enough to keep lying around. Knife-ear humor is so dry."

At that, Ser Kristoff stood from the latrine, and stepped out.

"Maybe they'll come out to meet us next time. You'd think they'd grow up after a few hundred years, but I suppose not."

[DancingZebra267 1626]

Vincenzo would scoff after reading the missive, his expression hardening with disdain. "The arrogance of those who hide behind their walls, spinning lies to shield their shame," he muttered, shaking his head. "Is it cowardice or delusion to claim victory when their so-called commanders did naught but cower in barracks like frightened children?"