THE FUZZY HERETICS

[Cheeseycereal 829]

 

THE FUZZY HERETICS

 

 

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TO THE PEOPLE OF AEVOS.

 

Upon the lands of Aevos, it seems we have allowed a certain group of people to roam without consequence for far too long. The KHARAJYR are a harmful group, both due to their grotesque and disgusting appearance, and, more importantly, their actions.

 

Over the past few years, these so-called "tabbies" have brought nothing but absolute harm to our lands. Reflect on your interactions with the Kharajyr have they ever contributed anything positive? Or have they been a complete and utter embarrassment, displaying inappropriate behaviors within YOUR lands? I, for one, will not stand for this. Neither should you. Consider the NEGATIVE INFLUENCE the Kharajyr might have on your children and the harmful outcomes these fuzzy creatures have caused over the years.

 

What would GOD say about this? What would the CREATORS say? Would they approve of their unbecoming nature? Would you allow a Kharajyr into YOUR HOUSE?

 

Was it not inappropriate when a Kharajyr was seen kissing a human in the streets? Reflect deeply on that.

 

Is it not exhausting to create new laws simply because certain groups cannot contain themselves or cease their tomfoolery? It does not appear as though they will stop anytime soon.

 

On this day, Year 216, at 02:06 on the 19th of the Grand Harvest, let us pause and reflect upon our friends and families. Do we TRULY wish to present these beings to the next generation, especially when their behaviors are, at best, questionable?

 

 

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To cleanse our souls

 

 

[Pancho 4197]

"Another moron focusing on the cat people instead of the Canonists, what a timeline." Cerrick comments from the West!

[_AzureLexi 766]

A certain mage passes through, looking at the missive with a quirked brow. They're just people? But cats. Canonists are going to exterminate half the continent if they got their way, she signs to herself in sign language, totally oblivious to the true author.

[Baccaaa 490]

"I will never forget the case of kha trying to consort with descedants. Its truly an absurd sight I wish I never saw or heard of." would comment an elvess. "For stars sake, its a talking cat!"

[TheShinyHodzic 239]

Jari'el Mah'nel would be jumping in joy as he read the missive "FINALLY, SOMEONE AGREES" He'd shout from the top of the towers

[Cheeseycereal 829]

6 minutes ago, _AzureLexi said:

A certain mage passes through, looking at the missive with a quirked brow. They're just people? But cats. Canonists are going to exterminate half the continent if they got their way, she signs to herself in sign language, totally oblivious to the true author.

 

The True Author felt something was OFF within the Wind.. however.. They kept writing on.. 

[Laeonathan 5889]

"Down with the Kharajyr," agreed a local carpenter, who was totally not Raziel!

[EmiliainWonderland 2309]

Asteria stared at the page for a long moment, humming before finally saying. "Mmmm. No."

[Metamancy 1759]

A handless uruk shook in rage at the missive... but what was he angry at?

[Morigung-oog 5697]

“This is acceptable.” An elf haunted by the antics of numerous Kharajyr nodded singular in approval. “I’ve been in dire need of a new fur coat.”

[Rayalia 537]

The Hummingbird Druid takes one look at the missive and latches on to the phrase 'the CREATORS'. She points, laughs, and exclaims, "Tha' Canonist donnae e'en know how t' Canonist right! HAH!"

[Conqueror 424]

"What is this? Arcas?" Mused a certain voice to the imprudent contents within the missive. "Canonists let a single Kharajyr among the crowd represent them all. If we did that with their Priests, they'd all be sadists."

[Hrokaz 631]

Xo’Siyaj’ K’ak would look over his assembled people, noting something as he read the missive. “I see. I see.” He nodded. “If I see a Canonist, I must kill them.”

[Ches 70]

Do'Tilipotonqui Eittitica read the missive and laughed out loud as he met eyes with Xo'Siyaj K'ak and his kin. "Another angry, bald canonist writes poetry because their people didn't show up to church!" he snickered as he hung the missive up in the tree for all of their kin to stare at. "Though, this Kha he speaks of is not one of ours... shame, if they are still mad at these ones, then they must have wished they were the receiver of it, eh?" he jested again before he walked off to continue his daily routine, walking around Aevos.

Edited January 20, 2025 by Ches

[DizzyGrey 1229]

"Name yours self, coward. So this one am the knowing who to sacrifice." Yhl'Flaaowni mutters, burning the missive in her hand up with a flare of her aura.