CharmingCavalier 2189 Share Posted May 28, 2025 THE IMPERIAL BANK Accounts now Open! Issued and Averred by the Office of the LORD TREASURER Why Save with the Imperial Bank? Every Sun’s Smile your bank account at the Cloud Temple is taxed 1% of its worth. That means if you have 1,000 minas you are losing 10! These pagan element worshipers steal money from good Canonists and use it to fund what? We have evidence they are using the funds to throw hedonistic parties where luxurious Auvergnian wine springs from fountains and debauchery of the highest order is applauded. Here at the Imperial Bank your savings are backed by the Imperial Crown and we offer multiple levels of liquidity for your assets. Vaults are even available for those large paintings, statues, or rocks you wish to be secure. How to Save with the Imperial Bank Coinage - The High Liquidity Option The Imperial Mint issues three tiers of coins but the Golden Tiber is the coin for investments, conveniently worth 50 minas. You can purchase this coin from the Imperial Bank in Grense and then, when you require the capital, sell it back at the same coin shop to redeem your money. Therefore, your funds will be a physical possession that cannot be taxed by the pagan monks. - Bank Account - The Low Liquidity Option If you are a merchant or lord swimming in mina and simply wish to let your money rest a while then bank accounts are the best option for you. These accounts are stored in a side corridor of the Imperial Treasury Vault Complex (ITVC) and can only be accessed by the three keyholders of the Imperial Bank - The Emperor, Archchancellor, and Lord Treasurer. However, these accounts come with the highest security. So, if you are comfortable with having to wait a few hours to access your funds, this is the option for you! However, this is only available to investors with over 350 minas to deposit. Reach out to the Lord Treasurer Today to set up your New Account or for Questions! (@CharmingCavalier) This announcement is brought to you by the Imperial Treasury Deus Magnus 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuerbis 3802 Share Posted May 28, 2025 Madelief deposits her entire net worth (about 63 mina) into the Imperial Bank! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonteGiant 891 Share Posted May 28, 2025 Spoiler The bank tax dont even work lmao 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 8899 Share Posted May 28, 2025 Monk Barbie continues to embezzle funds from the good Canonists of Aevos for her pagan Cloud Temple Monk activities. (She makes exactly 0 mina per week) 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narthok 10416 Share Posted May 28, 2025 "Perhaps the Imperial Bank can hold the networth of the Horde for usurious ends" Says Thrall the fiscally concerned Rex 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tremerus 1188 Share Posted May 28, 2025 Sir Therin Thelonious Adil Temesch of the Petra, Archduke of the Commonwealth of the Petra saw the missive and went to his banker with haste. "Surely I'd notice such a significant sum of mina withdrawn from my account each week. - I log every transaction!" he'd think to himself as he made his way over. Once he confirmed the tax to the pagan element worshipers wasn't real, he'd sigh a sigh of relief. "Phew. One less thing to worry about." he once again would think to himself. Spoiler There hasn't been a bank balance tax at all this map. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33497 7360 Share Posted May 28, 2025 Sirius Mareno trusts central banking so much that he puts his life savings into the Imperial Treasury. "The housing markets will never fail." he said. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 2347 Share Posted May 28, 2025 2 hours ago, MonteGiant said: Reveal hidden contents The bank tax dont even work lmao Spoiler Bringing it back at double the rate (Invest in the imperial bank today!) 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaii 572 Share Posted May 28, 2025 "This doesn't seem like a safe investment." The former Haeseni Treasurer, Stefan commented with a long sigh. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharmingCavalier 2189 Author Share Posted May 28, 2025 43 minutes ago, Kaii said: "This doesn't seem like a safe investment." The former Haeseni Treasurer, Stefan commented with a long sigh. "No different than the Haeseni Krawns you once handled," Foreman Gilbert said as he pushed past the rotund foreigner blocking the doorway to a room marked 'Progress.' He turns, a curious look on his face, "Does the pagan kowtower you once called a king still exchange Krawn for minas? I have an inkling Krawns are no longer a safe speculation. Wanted to pull my investment before it's too late..." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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