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You Walk up to the Orc Message Board and you read....

Ug Bruddas! Dis be Tadok speakin' I be goin to tell Lat a Short and little message i have for everyone!

Okee Warlord Mogroka, Shaman Krashnak And Me Tadok Were invited to a Ascended Meeting To Attend the growing of The Tree Of Life. We went there because Mogroka wanted to laugh at how stupid that was for him. So we ate and talked Blah Blah Blah so den Mogroka Got Bored and decided To leave because he thought it was boring. Sooooo Like you know of me I Took a PISS on the room and then i calmly left with the Shaman. Seconds Latterr.. We recieved a Message Saying:

The Orcs Are Officially Banned From Ascended Meetings!

So If You ever Planned on Going to one of Their Meetings? Well Good Luck You will Need It!

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Yahgy would radder sleep in clean bed den go to Ascended blarg

*laughs "gya gya gya"

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*Goes to heaven and pisses everything I can see.

This gona be fun

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Tis' seems to be, Rogash cannot agree to this. Rogash had to seek Ascended help whilst suffering from some king of taint.

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*erupts into violent laughter, flecks of rotten meat flying everywhere as his belly heaves, skulls rattling.*

What load of bagal!! Dey been in private meeting, afraid to come out for years now as we been fighting dem wars witout dem. Dey be shamed by da strent and honor dat we possess. Da Uruk grow stronger each day as dem own members turn cloak and flee off face of world. Lul Gijak-Ishi, me crush dem like dishonorable worm. Krug snarl upon da Uruk!!

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Tis' seems to be, Rogash cannot agree to this. Rogash had to seek Ascended help whilst suffering from some king of taint.

If lat needed Nuutshara help tu fix sumtin den lat am weeklin'.

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This is how the Ascended repay the orcs after the orcs fought their battles whilst they cowered in Haven. The orcs should ask themselves why they still side with these elitist and spoiled cowards whom show no respect nor care for Krugmar.

There are other places where you can place your allegiance and be respected. :wink:

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This is how the Ascended repay the orcs after the orcs fought their battles whilst they cowered in Haven. The orcs should ask themselves why they still side with these elitist and spoiled cowards whom show no respect nor care for Krugmar.

There are other places where you can place your allegiance and be respected. :wink:

Maybe you should not recruit for the undead here! :evil:

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Maybe you should not recruit for the undead here! :evil:

And how would I be recruiting for the undead? I merely say what others are thinking. I provide clarification and give suggestions. I have served as an advisor for all my life and that is what I do now. The orcs are a proud people and do not deserve to be treated in this manner.

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And how would I be recruiting for the undead? I merely say what others are thinking. I provide clarification and give suggestions. I have served as an advisor for all my life and that is what I do now. The orcs are a proud people and do not deserve to be treated in this manner.

RED TAPE!!!

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Maybe you should not recruit for the undead here! :evil:

If lat tink we'd side wit the Undead, lat a fool. Only da weakest Uruk do dis and dey be quickly sniffed out and banished, left to die alone in darkness. Da Uruk not side wit Nuutshara nor Nuubshara, both of dem be weak and shameful tings. Krug snarl upon us wit pride while Aerial only hide her tears.

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Urara agrees! Bof Nuutshara agh Nubded be weak cowards, hidin' behind fancy mojo tricks while real warriahs fight on de ground. Any orc who sides wif Nubded gunna get smashed. An' any Orc who cries t' Nuutshara fer help gonna get klomp'd! Orcs dun need de help o' fancy mojo! Orcs have de honah an' strengf o' Krug!

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Do not mistake me for the former sages and ascended. I am no coward. I have been on the front lines of every battle against the undead(that I was online for).

If humans and orcs want to treat as enemies so be it. Destroying the undead and this rag tag army of simple minded and weak willed sheep that follow them are our only tasks.

If all of aegis stands against us I will still see the undead destroyed and Iblees brought to his knees in front of Aeriel.

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Agreed tis shame to see how orcs think of us when I was even standing by their.side when their city was attacked. I should think we would be treated fairly. Thank Aeriel there are sum orcs that still have faith. Without an Anguel all of the for fathers woulda died by Ilbees hand.

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