The First Annual Mister Petra Contest!

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Komnenos Enterprise and The River Court Presents: 

The First Annual Mister Petra Contest!

 

Gentlemen of Petra — polish your boots, press your finest coats, and ready your most winning smiles!

The time has come to determine who among our fair city’s men shall hold the distinguished (and ever-so-dashing) title of Mister Petra.

 

This is no mere display of charm and good looks — though we won’t pretend those don’t help. Contestants will be judged on poise, wit, courtesy, and presentation, as well as their ability to represent the refined spirit of Petra with pride and a touch of humor.

 

Qualifications:

 

Must be a citizen of Petra.

 

Must identify as male (sorry, ladies — you’ll have your moment soon).

 

Must possess enough confidence to stand before an audience without fainting or fleeing.

 

Categories Include:

 

Dead Weight Lifting — prove your strength the old-fashioned way.

 

Tree Log Punching — for those who believe splinters build character.

 

Barbell Lifts — the measure of a true gentleman’s grit.

 

Riding the Animii Bull — a test of balance, bravery, and pure stubbornness.

 

How to Enter:

Sign the sign up sheet (just make a comment signing up)  no later than then one hour of the event itself. Spaces are limited — and competition promises to be spirited.

 

Prizes:

The honor of being crowned Mister Petra, a token of distinction fit for a gentleman, and of course — eternal bragging rights (and a slight mina related prize).

 

Now then, lads — are you ready to make Petra proud… or at least keep her entertained?

 

—Komnenos Enterprise and The River Court

 

“Strength, Style, and Spirit — The Mark of a True Petran Gentleman.”

 

Spoiler

This Sunday at 2PM EST! at the sqaure in Petra

Name:

Age:

do you live in Petra?:

 

[ChainedDragons 1374]

Sir Silas signs up. Why not? It would be a distraction.

[___siren___ 591]

Name: Zacharias Richard

Age: 19 

do you live in Petra?: yes

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

Name: Bon'Ox

Age: 103

do you live in Petra?: Yub

[Alikiforever 73]

Leo looks at the post and signs up. won't kill him to participate.
 

Name: Leonardo Mallory Faervel

Age: 200

do you live in Petra?: yes