Mechanikas Official Opening

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The cog & gear

Tavern for the weary

 

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If you’re looking for somewhere to drop your head and drink till’ your pockets pleat, look no further than the Cog & Gear.

 

We serve the finest wines, ales, and liquors to ever be produced from a Servitor. Yes… a Servitor.

 

Don’t ask…

 

We offer speech services, in which the introverted bartender (for a fee) will attempt to make small talk with you.

 

We also offer free attitude adjustment services! Chip on your shoulder? We’ll fill it! Got beef? We have cookfires ready!

 

We invite you to take up a seat or two at our newly constructed tavern. Invite your friends and family. Fine drink and conversation awaits you!

 

(The Cog & Gear is not responsible for any fistfights, broken property, or sudden veneration of machine spirits. Patrons who cannot or refuse to pay may be subject to maceration and/or sublimation at the behest of the Cognator… this clause is legally binding and will stand in any court in Azuras…. try us.)

 

At the Cog & Gear, you’re only as good as the guy sitting next to you (which isn’t saying a lot, don’t let it go to your head.)

 

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This missive was posted around Norland and its vassals

 

Saturday 29th 20:00 GMT (15:00 EST)

MECHANIKAS TAVERN

-744, 47, -1810

 

With live music from a special guest. Cheap booze and good vibes. An event to mark the beginning of a long lasting relationship and the start of a grand adventure. We hope to see you all there.

Darkspawn are not welcomed and will be purged!

 

COME AND SEE US

Located in Mechanikas!

 

Michail Boros - Memory Keeper & Head Librarian

Seros Malroth - Cognator of the Mechanikas

 

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