TO THE FALSE PRINCE SALATIEL

[Javert 9615]

 

 

 

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TO THE FALSE PRINCE SALATIEL

 

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BE STILL YOUR LYING TONGUE,

 

I know naught what wits you claim to possess, nor do I care for the tauntings you have made upon my people. Your witless words weigh as heavy on my mind as a leaf upon the back of a dragon. Your admission to these attacks upon Lotharia is laughable. This is not some great conquest of yours, but acts of cowardice which were easily undone by my own Shamans.

 

Perhaps you and your faux powers are not as strong as you claim, if necessity dictates attacks in secret away from the righteous eyes of those who would surely bring about your death. Your care for my vassal’s politics is inconsequential to me, but I do thank you for one thing - making yourself known to me, so I can kill you myself.

 

If you are so powerful as to curse Lotharia when the city sleeps, then surely you can muster your foul-smelling ill-conceived army to meet mine upon the field of battle? Or does your blackened soul know only to talk when blades are drawn? Either way, it matters little, for the might of the Horde will soon bear down upon you. If my Shamans could repair your misgivings with ease, I wonder how long it will take for them to dismantle you piece-by-piece. Either way,

 

I WILL KILL YOU.

 

 

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Torosh’Mak, Rex of the Horde, Chieftain of Clan Mak, Warlord of Lurakhan and Makh-Morok, the Demonslayer, the Fire-walker

 

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[TaraJess 2848]

"WAAAAAGH" A baby Greye screams

[Based1Salmon 758]

As this all transpires, the Archduke of Eicheria laughs reading the missive as the Belethians prepare for war around him. Halberds are being sharpened, cannons polished, and mages being drilled. The humans of the Horde prepared for war, and to remind the Darkspawn that the spirit of humanity remained strong. "Let them come, and let them die. We do not fear the Darkspawn." The Lord comments idly, hoping for a good fight.

[Metamancy 1759]

Somewhere aboard the Black Serpent, Admiral Silas grinned as a sailor passed the massive to him. Brown, orcish eyes scanned the missive.

 His tusks gleamed like ivory and his eyes were lit aflame at the prospect of violence.

“Wagh indeed, as the natives say,” he mumbled to himself.

[Animael 1500]

"Waggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Lucius screams in the mirror, before coughing, cheeks reddening in embarrassment a little. Thank goodness no one saw.

[Spellblades 749]

Aelyn Greye sat upon the walls of Lotharia, the warm breeze flowing through his hair. The Aeromancer was truly in his element as he read over the Rex's missive. A devilish grin appeared on the his face.

 

"About damn time."

 

The 'Ker paused and put down the missive and entered a state of meditation, praying for the defeat of the False Prince

 

"Helun-Velulaeya tom uhv’lye honyr."

[Lirinya 4021]

4 minutes ago, Animael said:

"Waggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Lucius screams in the mirror, before coughing, cheeks reddening in embarrassment a little. Thank goodness no one saw.

 

Maybe no one saw, but they heard alright. The halls of the estate echoed a fair bit.

 

Vivvy was quick to tell Cathal@xDisarray that her dad was having some sort of midlife-orc-crisis.

[HIGH_FIRE 5490]

“Odd to say you know nothing of the claims of evil in your own lands, yet rather than investigate the issues declare war on people you don’t know. Perhaps both entities deserve war.” Muttered a very bitter Adriana as she read.

[DrunkPapaBear 2292]

An horned uruk of clan Akaal sharpen his blades and prepare his bag of ingredients. Too much words spoken, not enough blood shed.

[Monty Cobra 921]

In the halls of the Lotharian church, a Greye knelt in prayer. God willing, the darkspawn would be little but the dirt beneath their heels.

 

 

[Animael 1500]

Get your Frost Salts and Starsteel now! Fresh out the oven! Get it whilst it's hot!

 

[Fluffy Horror 496]

28 minutes ago, TaraJess said:

"WAAAAAGH" A baby Greye screams

 

"WAAAAGH! WAAAAAGH!" A sister echoed, and proceeded to paint herself blue with her paints.

[Panashea 3323]

I know not the words of demons. I know not but the mercy of Krug. I know the shrines yearn for kindling, and they, my enemy will be tinder.  

 

The Akaal banner again will be red with the blood of Ixris's children, and they will be sunk back into that foul place once more. 

[Monty Cobra 921]

4 minutes ago, Fluffy Horror said:

 

"WAAAAGH! WAAAAAGH!" A sister echoed, and proceeded to paint herself blue with her paints.

"WAAAAAGH!" A brother copied his sisters, and proceeded to smear the honey from his pastry all over his cheeks.

[StokedOff 456]

A large black orc with devilish horns and a crooked smile yet again chuckled in laughter before tossing the missive in the fire before him “Zilly buurz, poisoning Lotharia only served as worship tu Kinul. Now dah buurz will flat for ib.”