Seeking Employees

[Rig 17580]

 

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ʟᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ,

Hark, Vriza doth seek two students to be taught in the Forbidden Arts. This is a contract binding in perpetuity – in exchange for power, thou shalt pledge thyself to the Dark Lord. In this war waged against the Stag Lord, we have need of loyal representatives who are capable of astute critical thinking, analysis, and quick-time responses. The training shall last approximately sixteen years and shall cover Basic Demonology, Malflame Practice, and thou shalt be immersed in the culture of the False Princes.

It should be duly noted that upon contracting thyself to the Hells, thou shalt be trading physical strength for a caster's weakness. Mental health problems are oft a side effect of wielding such awesome power, comparable to fits and delusions caused by controlled substances. Bear well in mind that tying thy soul to the High Hells is almost impossible to undo – the pursuit of higher power is not without its cost.

Seek thou out Legion General Skulltaker at the Black Church if thou art interested. All spies and traitors shall be terminated. Those who fail to uphold the contract shall be put to death.

Signed,

His Majesty

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴꜱ, 

ʀᴇᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ɪxʀɪꜱ

 

 

[trinn 5128]

"Can you pen this letter for me, Ser Owyn?" 

 

"I, Joan Mariana Horen, would indubitably like to pursue this deal of yours to pledge myself to the Dark Lord and learn of his crafts from you for the next sixteen years . . . that pertaining to Basic Demonology, Malflame Practice, and the False Princes!"  The Imperial Princess paced as she wagged her finger about, narrating her letter for the less than amused Grey Knight next to her.

 

She seals the letter when it is done, content to have it as a silly memorabilia. An ignorant servant later mistakenly sends it to her Imperial Brother, the Emperor Hadrian. All in a day's work. 

 

@Werew0lf @ferdaboy

[Carson 1165]

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Great post but the top image is broken :(

 

[King_Kunuk 3022]

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[MRCHENN 4741]

“Will you sponsor my H1B, saar?” Says Skilled Outsourced Labor Derfey

[Shadowy 104]

The Skulltaker prepares his best suit

 

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(AI-generated. Original credit goes to Riot Games.)

 

 

[wowj 9747]

Grizhec Raguk applied

[Rig 17580]

1 hour ago, wowj said:

Grizhec Raguk applied

 

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ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇꜱᴛᴇᴇᴍᴇᴅ ɢʀɪᴢʜᴇᴄ ʀᴀɢᴜᴋ,

Hark, you have been accepted, and once you arrive at the Black Church you shall receive your official training in the Dark Arts. Be proud, for few are considered qualified enough to pass this rigorous acceptance process. 

 

Signed,

His Majesty

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴꜱ, 

ʀᴇᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ɪxʀɪꜱ