Fishy 2710 Popular Post Share Posted March 23 Dated 20XX THE HELVETS DOMAIN RISES Hear ye, hear ye. . . Let it be known that hereafter, the Kurai-Kuni Shugonate, is hereby dissolved and replaced with the HELVETS DOMAIN, to be lorded over by LORD HONDA HELVETS and his heirs. All talk of ‘katana’ is to be replaced with ‘sword.’ Our state is no longer that of the farfolk, but the purest strain of Heartlandic blood. All citizens are hereby ordered to take on proper Heartlandic names, such as John, George, and Thomas. It is hereby declared to be a HEARTLAND BOY SUMMER By the way, we are now a part of the Empire. Signed, Lord HONDA HELVETS, Lord of the House of Helvets, King of Kaedrin, Duke of Cathalon, Earl of Lemon Hill, Count of Angren, and Captain and Defender of Liberty. 54 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456 Share Posted March 23 Admiral Kato Ena stabs his sword into his stomach and carves at his innards sputtering blood “curse you pink witch…let’s finish this in hell” Before unceremoniously collapsing on the floor. 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truppler 124 Share Posted March 23 A certain high-elf retrieved the letter and slipped into her quarters, her gaze scanning the parchment - only to pause, blinking in faint confusion at its contents. "Yare yare..." she then sighed 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riot 743 Share Posted March 23 Spoiler HELLLL YESSSSSSSSS Kat the Ness Evergreen looks around in confusion walking over and reading accidently falling off a cliff never to be found again. Somewhere else a Hobbit Was stabed to death his Hardcore mode PK clause getting the better of him 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunna 8 Share Posted March 23 Say on kirk its true 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Customable 305 Share Posted March 23 The Oscillit considers taking up chain smoking as a hobby. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo_Round 336 Share Posted March 23 Spoiler Maybe the empire winning was a good thing, please be real 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKrinkles 2044 Share Posted March 23 what the freak!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy 2710 Author Share Posted March 23 I am Godfrey's strongest soldier. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfy-D 483 Share Posted March 23 A man laughs from beyond the grave "I told you so. . . I've waited far too long to be able to say that" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnipian 215 Share Posted March 23 say onkirk right now @Fishy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Security_ 2287 Share Posted March 23 “Lectah” ⚔️🔥🗡️ 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScreamingDingo 20568 Share Posted March 23 The newly rebranded Sorvian Monk, John Smith, focuses on his peasant forge. Making the very best longswords for the new domain of Kaedrin. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britannicvs 2508 Share Posted March 23 LEMON HILL ARISES!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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