KURAI-KUNI FALLS. . .

[Fishy 2709]

[sergisala 3451]

You got me there for a moment, buddy... +1ed

[TaraJess 2848]

 

"wait a minute..."

Mallory opens up a genealogy book. 

"oh that's why he is familiar..."

[Baccaaa 490]

Yokoyama Natsuki, *cough*, Joanna Summers pours over the alchemical fluid that turned her hair blonde and eyes blue. "Oh wow, I look like a true Heartlander now, maybe it is time I return to my truly Heartlander home." Spoke she in perfect common.

[Adelemphii 1766]

Seisho Maomao is confused because it's not april first yet?

[Sarven 2619]

Honma Hayao rips off his mask

"Operation Barclay-Deepstate is a go"

So said Heinrich Honmund

[milksoda 2884]

"Do you have anything Gluten Free?" queried Auntie A (Auntie Amanda) at the Cracker Barrel (gentrified Grub Bucket) she was preparing her strength to remove the Yamatai Hatsu statue and replace it with Heartlandic Hero Dolly Parton sama

Edited March 23 by milksoda

[Bakaling 20]

4 hours ago, Fishy said:

Oh hey, I made this.

 

Slowly but surely, the deeds of names get changed.

 

Hirano Tamaki becomes Tamara Hero.

[confusedjester 809]

6 hours ago, milksoda said:

"Do you have anything Gluten Free?" queried Auntie A (Auntie Amanda) at the Cracker Barrel (gentrified Grub Bucket) she was preparing her strength to remove the Yamatai Hatsu statue and replace it with Heartlandic Hero Dolly Parton sama

nah this ones funny asl

[Benleft 2578]

 

From: The desk of Chariman Reverend John Barrel.

To: CBI (Cracker Barrel Incorporated, formerly known as The Grub Bucket Corporation) shareholders. 

Re: Marketing Material Scheduling & Programmatics 2026

 

Shareholders,

In our previous memo, we explained our future plans and strategic vision for the coming year. We are ready to boldly meet the future, and are excited to share with you how we are meeting the moment, and viewing this as a tremendous opportunity for growth. 

We would like to thank Go Honma and Oro Oro for their years of service to the Grub Bucket and wish them the best in their lives. Please congratulate them on their graduation. 

 

Meet Cracker Barrel’s newest athletes, John Cena and The Rock! Wrestling is the biggest and best form of entertainment, with a long and storied history in the Empire. The 27 logged altercations between the Chairman and the Chief Financial Officer have been retroactively deemed “Westlemanias,” and our upcoming event will be the 28th. 

 

Wrestlemania 28 will be the BIGGEST and GREATEST event you have ever seen. We are thankful to have John Cena, The Rock, the Cracker Barrel Family, and the shareholders on this journey. 
 

God bless & stay weesful