THE MATCHMAKING LIST

[Morigung-oog 5697]

1 hour ago, woke said:

IGN: WokeTheNoob

Name: Antonius Lucien Helane

Age: forgot

Gender: Male

The team you’re playing for: i wanna play for real madrid

Interests: A lot

Extra info: I live in a castle

 

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can we get these trolls situated please? where is the moderation team when they're needed? smh.

 

 

Sir Antonius's wingwoman gave her boss a thumbs up.

"Go gettem, tiger."

[Vertigo_Round 331]

• IGN: Not_Metzli
• Name: Metzli
• Age: Dead, probably
• Gender: Female
• The team you’re playing for: Not the kha
• Interests: Making furries, dying
• Extra info: Dead as hell

 

[LobsterLarry 1514]

you are all chuds

[Magister214 116]

IGN: Magister214
Name: ALZ AZ LIS
Age: DEATH
Gender: DAMNATION
The team you're playing for: IBLEES
Interests: TORMENT AND DESPAIR
Extra Info: I ALSO LIKE CATS

[MsLinni 828]

ign : MsLinni

name: The Pale Witch

age: 300+

gender: Ambiguous

the team you're playing for: Moz Strimoza 

interests: Evil

extra info: Will literally kill you

[Lenny 1615]

On 3/30/2026 at 3:47 AM, VolcanicGoat said:

• IGN: @Lenny
• Name: Lionel Tiber
• Age: 16
• Gender: tba
• The team you’re playing for: both
• Interests: @Werew0lf
• Extra info: Stacked on st mats

i thought we were doing it?

[Mayios 542]

On 3/30/2026 at 12:11 AM, PolarLoLs said:

• IGN: PolarLoLs
• Name: Florestia Burnhield
• Age: idk
• Gender: Female
• The team you’re playing for: Both
• Interests: Cleaning 
• Extra info: What she looks like 

why is she cheating on her man wtf. @violet3vergarden?

[Slorbin 2932]

• IGN: Slorbin
• Name: Tiger Woods
• Age: 50
• Gender: Male
• The team you’re playing for: IHOP Waitresses
• Interests: Golfing
• Extra info: 82 PGA tour victories 4 PGA championships 5 Masters 3 US Opens 3 British Opens 2 DUIs

[Evil 32]

9 hours ago, MsLinni said:

ign : MsLinni

name: The Pale Witch

age: 300+

gender: Ambiguous

the team you're playing for: Moz Strimoza 

interests: Evil

extra info: Will literally kill you

Woah, didn't know people remembered me....

[Bogatyr 335]

On 3/30/2026 at 3:51 AM, _Sug said:

• IGN: Lasombruh
• Name: Baldwin 'The Fat' d'Amaury
• Age: 37
• Gender: Male
• The team you’re playing for: Home Team
• Interests: Food, Bars, Women
• Extra info: Picture Attached
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Who's this handsome devil

[Riot 743]

On 3/29/2026 at 8:49 PM, Wonderland_Boy said:

• IGN: Blainer9r
• Name: Dorin Starbreaker
• Age: Beardling
• Gender: Male
• The team you’re playing for: DWARVES
• Interests: Smithing
• Extra info: Dwarf With Dwarfism

 

 

[Kirakuru 152]

On 4/1/2026 at 9:50 AM, MsLinni said:

ign : MsLinni

name: The Pale Witch

age: 300+

gender: Ambiguous

the team you're playing for: Moz Strimoza 

interests: Evil

extra info: Will literally kill you

literally the most interesting and thought evoking set of attributes. (literally killing is a deal maker)