The Problem with SquakHawk and Spoopyduck

[garentoft 9265]

what the **** is a boneless wing

[Chimeraof1999 1187]

I once wiped my booger on squak and he gave me infinite hunger

[EmiliainWonderland 2309]

I stand with Spoopy and Squakhawk!!! BONELESS WINGS ARE BETTER. I DONT WANNA HOLD MY CHICKEN WHEN I EAT IT. LET ME USE A FORK. MY HANDS SHOULD NOT BE STICKY!!!!

 

Spoiler

Why yes, I am autistic. How did you know? 

 

[confusedjester 809]

im dead what the **** is wrong w u phersades

[hopey 364]

yeah +rep remove them both and make u staff of smth. they are def not good for this server. lets protest in lobby again

[sujilicious 173]

can you update your mod ranking @Phersades

[Slorbin 2932]

Boneless wings are NOT wings. HOWEVER - They are BETTER than wings.

[pexchysa 137]

oooo i want wingstop boneless now. . . also i cried at jesus. funniest shi ever boneless wings/10

[Adelemphii 1766]

I have a very sensitive mouth and when I bite on bone it makes me gag so I don't eat wings

[Tk4522 504]

On 4/27/2026 at 9:52 PM, Phersades said:

Boneless wings are not wings

 

Thems fightin' words.

 

Next you'll tell me pinaple doesn't belong on pizza.

[Frisket 4537]

If you really think about it. You can turn a normal chicken wing into a boneless one

 

gabriel iglesias taught us this…

[Echo_42069 386]

You should divert your attention away from Mod team and make a CT team ranking list heheheheheh, this is something id like to see lol

[Daisy 9725]

well you see bone-in wings ruin us girls' makeup. boneless, despite not actually being wings, are much more manageable for us dainty folk, allowing us to enjoy the sauce, which is the best part of wings. both squak and spoopy are well-known femboys, so i imagine this is their reasoning as well