The Problem with SquakHawk and Spoopyduck

[Phersades 1710]

 

My problem with Squakhawk and Spoopyduck

They are both degenerates.

For those of you who remember my Mod ranking post, my opinion on Spoopyduck has not changed, and all of the things mentioned are still true. I thought about doing an admin ranking, but I do not think it would be very good either, so I figured a standalone grievance post would be better to air out my thoughts on these two… especially together.

You might be wondering what they did or why I am so impassioned about this, and it’s because…

They think boneless wings are better. 

Especially Spoopyduck and his gaggle of “people” like @BoyWonderr @RingAroundRosey, and my best friend of many years, @glassyskies, who has turned against me.

Personally? I think it’s pathetic and sad. Boneless wings are not wings, but rather lumps of chicken meat from another part of the chicken. It’s usually the breast, but nonetheless, that’s not a wing. They are sometimes shaped to look like wings, but have no bone or cartilage; the meat is different, and overall, so is the experience. If you go into a wing place like Buffalo Wild Wings or Wingstop and you order boneless wings, I want you to know that everyone in that building is watching you and thinks less of you.

The only people who I think are justified in thinking boneless wings are better are those who have a phobia of bones. I know it sounds silly, but there are a few people for whom the bone grosses them out… like @ferdaboy. The hope is that someone might grow out of this when they reach their teen years, so here’s hoping Ferdakid loses that as he matures a little.

Of course, this is about Spoopyduck and Squakhawk. Despite them spiting me, they are still my favorite admins… doesn’t mean they’re good of heart, though. In a call a couple of days ago in a friend server, these two jumped at the opportunity to dogpile on me with the worst opinion known to man… even calling for help from the team of goobers previously mentioned.

I think, due to this malice and the terrible opinions they hold, that their power as admins on Lord Of The Craft should be put into question. I unfortunately have nothing else bad to say about Squakhawk in the slightest, but if you want more dirt on Spoopyduck, please refer to this again. I won’t beat a dead horse, but they are both extremely unfit to keep our stories, and our people safe.

I am surrounded by fools and needed another opinion after being ganged up on within my own home. I wanted to hit Spoopyduck where it really hurts and call in Nick Apostolides - your beloved Leon Kennedy and the only one to have a Cameo - to back me up, but he was not available.

So I called in the next best thing…

Spoiler

 

Jesus Christ

 

 

 

Spoiler

On an actual note, if you dont actually like these two then I dont care enough to see it in the comments. Also if you cant click any hyperlinks, right click them and it should work. 

 

[Spoopy_Duck 3217]

There is no way you paid money for this post.

[BoyWonderr 346]

you rn

[Phersades 1710]

Just now, Spoopy_Duck said:

There is no way you paid money for this post.

Impassioned by the topic and Jesus Christ had a sale

[silariathas 112]

i seriously told you guys spoopy duck was bad news and no one fricking believed me. 

[Wizry 1218]

@Spoopy_Duckdo you actually think boneless is better.

if so, please see yourself out of the united states of america

[Tav 4336]

this you? oh ... ok ... 

[Phersades 1710]

1 minute ago, Tav said:

this you? oh ... ok ... 

Okay girl keep your ******* voice down Wtf.................... I'm gonna let the **** elves bully you again, I can't. Not the 2024 message... 

[RingAroundRosey 498]

Uhhh... guys get the Lord Of The HR Manager on the line we have a major PR issue. Spoopy just accepted my vacation request too... 💔

[Onnensr 1908]

glassy is my #1 meowmeow I love my mom

[KeiaTypeBeat 3276]

 

Spoiler

jesus ******* christ

[squakhawk 14038]

HAHAHAHA

 

MAD MAD MAD 

 

ANOTHER WINGSTOP 20$ BONELESS MEAL DEAL FOR ME 

[Silly Zero 93]

[ferdaboy 3472]

thank you phersades for keeping mu disability in mind when writing this

[Tav 4336]

22 minutes ago, Phersades said:

Okay girl keep your ******* voice down Wtf.................... I'm gonna let the **** elves bully you again, I can't. Not the 2024 message... 

as a member of the spoopyduck and squakhawk hate club i think we're being wrongly represented by a very problematic figure.